The teaser trailer for Bryan Singer’s adaptation of Jack and the Beanstalk [no they really did] was so awful it made my voids hurt. Jack and the Beanstalk! What’s next, Werner Herzog’s Humpty Dumpty?
I would SO see that movie. Then Singer’s flick was delayed for a while as the world soaked in Gulliver’s Travels and let it stick to their bones. Or because folks had no idea why the fuck the movie existed. Beans + Large Men = GOLD.
There’s a new trailer for the inevitable release of this fantasy movie. Here it is.
At least Ewan and the Tucc are in it.
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Wow. To say this is a massive improvement over the first trailer would be one of the understatements of the year.
I don’t know…the King’s Fancy Men could be a just a touch more more fancy. And maybe a few more UV/polarizing filters on the cameras to remove even more natural texture from every surface.
Werner Herzog made a Humpty Dumpty documentary in the 70s called God’s Angry Man.
Iw ould hate to see how bad that one was.
I shit you not, I thought this was all mo-cap for the first 45 seconds or so of the trailer.
Why all the hate? I’ve been wanting to see giant movie since I was a kid.
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