Back in my days as a fat little bastard imprisoned in a Catholic school, I vaguely remember the Left Behind series being all the rage among fellow students. From authors Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins, the books covered the lives of survivors in a post-rapture world. People start up and disappearing into thin air (a problem if the person disappearing is, say, the pilot currently flying your plane). If Catholic guilt’s your thing, these are the books that let you see that guilt played out in a fully-realized world. Or so I was told, I was too invested in anything else to pay attention.
Anyways, the folks over at Coming Soon have the your first look at some promo-artwork for the new film adaptation. And of course it’s starring Nicolas Cage:
You’re going to try and embiggen that and this is the part where I inform you you cannot. That’s all we get for now: Tiny Nicolas Cage paying no attention to the about-to-crash 747. I should probably run an embed of the first time they tried to adapt this series but that has Kirk “God is a Vengeful God” Cameron in it but the phrase “Tiny Nicolas Cage” makes me giggle too much not to get all nostalgic for a career that’s seen better days:
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I was at the taping of SNL the night they did Tiny Elvis. It was neat.
I got two autographs that night: Phil Hartman and Chris Farley.
I had the opportunity to see a live show about 5 years ago and it was absolutely one of the coolest experiences of my life.
Did Rob Schiender take over the role in subsequent sketches?
Did Nick Cage lose all his money gambling or making bad investments?!?!?
Apparently he Did NOT pay his taxes for a number of years. Johnny Depp tried to help him out by hooking him up with Bruckheimer and Disney to make that terrible Sorcerer’s apprentice nonsense a few years ago. I guess that one didn’t fend off the IRS enough.
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