The Masterpiece: Monster from a Prehistoric Planet
Purchase Link: You Are Welcome.
The Year: 1967
The Director: Haruyasu Noguchi
Beasts to Enjoy: Gappa. Another Gappa. Baby Gappa.
Marketing Quotes/Taglines: No tagline!
If I ran the Marketing: “Ever been pelted by stones thrown by Jesus?”
What the Fuck is Going On: The first rule of Gappa Club is that Gappa’s fucking hilariously lame. There are no other rules because the rulemaker saw Gappa and ran off laughing. Gappa and his chick rise from the seas [which is apparently the place to hang out if you are a Triphibian (their word not mine) and from a prehistoric planet] when their baby is taken in for experients by us pesky humans. They kick our ass until they get their kid back and then they fuck off into the skies because that is how Gappa rolls. Note: This DVD transfer looks like it was filmed through a glass jar filled with syrup and balls.
See for yourself:
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Somebody done messed this list up y'all.
I'm just waiting for some Amicus shit… (At The Earths Core, anybody?)
Nick, I wish I could rep you for the Power Station reference.
I wouldn't mind watching this! Copy and paste the name of the movie..
At first glance CHUD is about AD REVENUE. I certainly hope the staff is getting paid for this shit, since you can't even see the full article title without scrolling down.
Aw, does your little wrist hurt when you have to scroll? Grow up. It's the internet.
Aethyrr, it's called "Read the Article, Stupid."
You know that most of Alpha's "public domain" DVD transfers suck just this bad, right? Anyone who wants to see this should get the licensed Tokyo Shock release instead.
Agreed. But their box sets of the Gamera movies, as shitty as the quality are, are quite a hoot.
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