(Beware of spoilers in the talk backs.)
The CHUD staff got a peek at these very cool one-sheets for The Ruins a week ago, and, y’know, I came very close to posting them. But then that little Nico Toscani on my shoulder reminded me that no one is above the law, so I did the honorable thing and killed Henry Silva.
I also decided against running the pictures, and I’m glad I did because I would’ve been pissing all over exclusives from our summer camp blood brothers at ShockTillYouDrop and JoBlo (click those links for the high res shit), which were intended to coincide with the premiere of a red-band trailer at the film’s official site that… ain’t up as of 11:45 AM PST (and, by the way, the tone struck by the official site seems more in keeping with a Jaws sequel than a horror movie about killer vines). If I sound impatient, it’s because I’ve heard that Carter Smith has made a very hard R-rated horror film out of Scott Smith’s novel, and I want to see vines squirming under and bursting out of the skin of the deeply unfortunate characters. I imagine you do, too.
So keep checking throughout the day, and, hopefully, you’ll get some nasty body horror to offset your revulsion at this:
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More vile vine-porn from the sick mind of Leftist Hollywood.
I hope they include the part in the book where one of the girls jacks her boyfriend off and as the couple sleeps, the vine eats up the semen and buries itself into the guys leg. Whoops, spoiler!
Sat here for five minutes wondering what Dreamworks did that was so bad it would ruin my day.
Quick on the uptake, that's me.
Who is this person who should repulse me so? Because I'm sorta repulsed. Sorta.
It's a lobbyisty that allegedly bumped uglies with John McCain. Which I find hard to believe, becuase to get it up he'd need a stream of concentrated viagra tied directly into his blood stream.
I think my pee has more blood in it than that red band trailer. Still, I'm excited for this movie because I love the book.
Actually AMP, sex has almost nothing to do with the McCain issue. The main thrust of the story is that Mr. Ethics himself was accepting bribes from lobbyists while championing campaign finance reform (ever heard of the McCain-Feingold bill?) All the while that slippery little bastard was accepting favors from lobbyists on the side and in exchange he would meddle with federal committees (one of which officially reprimanded him for his conduct) to try to sway their opinions. Just like a mick in a tiger cage, he was willing to do anything to survive and prosper. If he stuck is shriveled old cock in this botoxed cunt or not, he fucked up and got caught. Fuck him and her…they are exactly what is wrong with Washington DC. Vote Obama!!
Jeremy, you are magnificent. Best use of Seagal since Executive Decision.
I liked this when it was called "Little Shop of Horrors".
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