Man, I haven’t been this excited since I found out Vincent Gallo would be the star of a Francis Ford Coppola movie. In fact, I’m probably even more excited than I was then. Why am I so excited? Because USA Today has revealed that still to the right and some of the voice cast for Dreamworks’s upcoming 3-D computer-animated homage to sci-fi oldies Monsters vs. Aliens, and it’s absofuckinglutely stellar.
Let’s get right into the greatness. First, the president of the United States will be voiced by none other than Stephen Colbert, who “plays it on steroids,” as Dreamworks animation head Jeffrey Katzenberg says. That right there is what I like to call the shit. But wait, it gets shittier. We’ve also got Will Arnett as the “Missing Link” (he’s half fish and half ape) and Seth Rogen as a blue gelatinous blob. And I can’t forget Rainn Wilson lending his voice to the evil alien Gallaxhar. That’s about as shitty as it gets.
Also on tap are Kiefer Sutherland as General W.R. Monger, Hugh Laurie as Dr. Cockroach and Reese Witherspoon as an almost (important distinction) 50 ft. tall woman names Ginormica. I’m not so sure about Witherspoon, but Laurie and Sutherland are also very welcome additions. And that still is nice because it reveals several of the characters I just listed.
So now my excitement for this one has gone from not excited at all (I don’t usually get excited about any animated films) to I’m drooling all over myself. I hope I enjoy long-term salivation, though, because Monsters vs. Aliens ain’t hitting theaters until next March.
As a sidenote, I can’t help but point out a very strange error in USA Today’s story, courtesy of this sentence: “Monsters tickets will cost more because the process adds about $15 million to a film’s budget.” I hate to break it to you, Susan Wloszczyna, but the tickets will cost more because the movie theaters themselves have to pay for the 3-D glasses, not because it has a large budget.





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Sounds cool. What is that big thing in the picture, a giant hamster? It also has a claw…what is that thing?
As interesting as this movie sounds, the one thing that stands out about this article is Mr. Owen's profoundly idiotic usage of word "shittier." Seriously, is anybody acting as editor for this guy and teaching him basics?
The shittier joke made me laugh, actually.
Nah, there ain't nobody "teachin" him (basics).
I'd build another ark if it stopped Owen from writing.
I'd bring another ten commandments down from a mountain if it stopped Owen from writing.
I'd die for all of CHUD's sins if it stopped Owen from writing.
Somebody is having fun here. The haven't been this excited since Gallo and Coppola got together, that being yesterday, feels like a jokester overplaying his hand. haha
I would scribe the true word of Allah as relayed to me by the Arch-angel Gabriel if it would stop this joke.
I'd be really surprised if Stephen Colbert wasn't attached. Now that would be a shocker.
I don't know what everyone's so excited about. No matter how great the cast is, DreamWorks 3-d movies have always featured sub-par writing and plot.
"Let’s get right into the greatness"
I never thought I'd actually PREFER Devin…
Far too much "I" and "me" in this article, as always. Are you incapable of writing in anything other than the first person?
"I hate to break it to you, Susan Wloszczyna, but the tickets will cost more because the movie theaters themselves have to pay for the 3-D glasses, not because it has a large budget."
Read the article again, Owen. The increased budget is because it's being filmed in 3D, not optimized for a 3D release afterwards.
That still wouldn't effect the ticket prices. It not like we have to pay extra money because Transzilla 2: The Phantom Whorebeast went $20 million over budget. Budgets do not effect ticket prices. But extras like glasses do.
Wat Wrote: "Let’s get right into the greatness" I never thought I'd actually PREFER Devin…
Nice one – I was actually thinking "AICN called – they're missing a retard"…a totally fucked "this rocks" type of treatment. If Colbert was writing the thing it would indeed be the peanuts in the shit – at the moment it just means he's earning a sweet payday on his cred. Good for him.
So basically, this is Shrek 4? Guaranteed to contain the following dialogue:
"I'm a strange-looking monster, I'm only angry because I'm unlovable!"
"That's not true, it's what's inside that counts!"
Aww…
You're right, this will be shit.
Ugh. Another movie for Seth Rogen to douche up. What an asshole that guy is for continuing to collect paychecks. I wish he'd die already.
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