I think Joshua Rich might be a moron. How else do you explain a man who, writing for a national magazine like Entertainment Weekly, asks Christian Bale a question like this:
What brought you back to the part of Batman? Was there something
that you didn’t get to do in the first one that you were looking
forward to doing this time around?
I don’t know, Joshy ol’ buddy. Maybe it was his three fucking picture deal.
But Josh isn’t the only mongoloid manning the decaying towers of mainstream media at EW. His editor slapped this headline on the article carrying Josh’s interview:
Christian Bale: Up for a Third ‘Batman’ Movie?
This is Don Piano at his most obvious, a desperate play to get some hits from fans who are eager to read anything about their favorite franchises. If I had this same conversation with Bale I wouldn’t even imagine this was news – like I said, the guy has a three picture deal. Him coming back for another one isn’t news; him saying he won’t come back IS news. See how this works, Joshy?
By the way, in case you think I’m being too hard on this retard, here’s Josh Rich’s negative review of Idiocracy. I don’t see anything that indicates to me that Josh sat through the film.
(If someone can scare up the hard copy of that review and prove there’s actual substance to it that was lost in the trip to the web, I’ll issue an apology to Rich)
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Devin, drop your standards and pick up that heavyweight with the droopy tits who gave you the eye. Tongue-kiss a dude at an LA hot spot. Anything. Just be happy, dude. That's all anyone should be in this mixed up world.
Do I detect some jealousy?
That Josh Rich is a moron. I mean that's the kind of question Phil Owen would've asked!
I'm with Devin. These are the kinds of stupid questions that make publicity such a chore for actors and filmmakers. The dummies publishing them should be called out from time to time.
That wasn't even a review. I should a apply for that guys job. For the record, I didn't think Idiocracy was great, though I did like the film. It had a mean-spirit I liked, and a set of melon sized balls.
what the fuck is the oh don piano thing?
Wow, if only my reviews didn't have to be EIGHT HUNDRED words or longer, I could take that cockfag's "job" – seriously, why hasn't EW crashed and burned, yet? Anyone?
What does oh don piano mean?
I'd love to see Devin and Beaks take this boy and the rest of his EW ilk to the wood shed…you know, after ole Joshy pulls the "oh yeah Faraci, well who writes for a national mag and who writes for a crappy website, hmm?" retort of fail.
I hope next he reports that Daniel Craig is up for a third outing as James Bond. Oh, and maybe report that Hugh Jackman will be playing the title character in the Wolverine movie (since no one actually reports it when talking about the cast since everyone already knows it.)
Ok, Devin? Enough of the "Oh Don Piano" references. We get it. You're connected with internet videos that used to be popular.
Because you're so freaking cool when you recognize these fluff stories and trot out the goddamn Oh Don Piano.
Said it before but the "Oh don piano" thing is not catching on boys, give up. Just call it non-news. Or better yet, we'll start calling all posts about how other reports are not news, which themselves are not news, "Oh Devin Tuba"
ahhh, thats cute, Devin's jealous of an EW journalist. What else would explain him posting this useless tidbit on info. For how many people love to rip on EW I don't know a single person who actually reads it, I always considered it Dentists office fodder.
I LOVE the Oh Don Piano. Seriously.
idiocracy was a couple of funny pimp jokes followed by no jokes for the rest of its endless running time
Devin's waiting for Oh Don Piano to catch on, then he can ridicule people who use it as "meme fags".
If an internet columnist criticizing a magazine columnist equals pathetic and jealous, what must a bunch of comments displaying animosity towards an internet columnist criticizing a magazine columnist equal? Jesus, people. The guy sounds like the Katie Couric of EW; it's perfectly sound to think he's a moron.
Not to defend that poorly written 'review', but EW always has smaller reviews about this size for very limited release films. Didn't Idiocracy open very small and then disappear a week later?
EW is a magazine for people that don't know that Bale got a 3 movie deal. So I can forgive some banal questions because the whole magazine like that. Know your audience and like that. It's kind of like coming to Chud and expecting other than a sense of smugness and superiority.
I've always been a fan of coming to websites as a frequent vistor and pissing on the toilet seat. I come for the news but stay to make fun of the people who write it so they'll eventually leave to make room for a new target of ridicule. I also a have a really large scrotum.
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