Whether you care or not, Bangkok Dangerous is coming. And as I said previously, I’m looking forward to it. And as the title of this article says, we now have a better look at what we’re in for, courtesy of IGN.
Unfortunately, this new domestic trailer doesn’t show much in the way of action, most likely because it’s green band, and the movie contains, you know, blood.
What we do get to see is the cool visual style the Pang Brothers bring with them. The trailer shows that the film will be flashy; unfortunately, since you can’t reasonably expect much in the way of substance from this film, I can’t help but worry it won’t be flashy enough.
It’s also worth noting that it doesn’t look like Cage is trying too hard here, which is also worrisome. I don’t know how much more I can take of Nic Cage being terrible. It’s the kind of thing that hurts me deep inside. What I’m saying is that it ANALLY RAPES me.
Either way, we’ll all find out for sure if those concerns are valid on August 22. Or at least I will.
By the way, that Extreme Close-Up of Cage’s face right there is part of the new poster for the flick. You can see the whole thing, which I find strangely compelling, over at ComingSoon, who has it exclusively.
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So will this film break the rule of "Nic Cage with long hair equals gawdawful crap everytime"?
Well, I think Cage looks good in this. I'm just worried that long term he needs to be more consistant with the hair loss. I mean long in back does NOT make long in front. In fact; makes it WORSE. I liked Johnny Blaze! Box Office liked Johnny Blaze! More Ghostrider! In fact with motion capture Nic Cage will NEVER go bald! But it's comming in the real world real soon.
The anti-Phil brigade is late.
I've never been impresed with anything that Nicholas Cage has ever done, aside from building an enviable career out of bugging out his eyes like a man with eight thyroid glands. But hey, they look relatively normal in the poster, so maybe he's really stretching this time.
Thankfully, Owen is posting much less these days, so we don't need to bother as much. "Anally rapes me"? Jesus Christ Owen, that's exceedingly lame even for you. Oh and again, thanks for posting less.
oh sweet jeebus…..This one's by the Pang Brothers?? Avoid at all costs, at least until they learn to write a proper screenplay.
Owen still sucks, yet the monkeys keep clapping. How bad does he have to fail to get fired? i mean-shit-you guys used to be the best!
Hey, I'm doing the best I can! I mean, shit, I gave him anal warts!
"it ANALLY RAPES me" This is the second time in two days you have mentioned anal raping. Isn't enough that the kids in your neighborhood have to disappear into the depths of your Go Bots and Lite Brite filled basement of torture? Must the abhorations of your private life spill into your "reporting" of the next boring Nicolas Cage flick, that is made all that more boring by your tepid banter?
thanks for doing my bidding, owen! The ruination of chud is almost complete. P.S. Hitler says hi. He loves your shit.
"Tepid banter?" Am I missing out on some inside joke on the message boards, or are you guys all really this dumb?
guys, it's just a big joke, ok? get over it. I am phil owen. I've just been playing fuckadoodle with your mournholes. and i'm not going to stop. so finally go to another site already.
I don't mean that. Also, I love tiny fags.
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