Stop. You aren't funny.

Cocksucker, you couldn't make me stop if we were in the same room. I'd eat you up and shit you better.

No, actually this is one of the funny ones.

Haha look at Nick the internet tough guy.

These are hilarious, keep em up. Your having Lincoln is still my fave

Yeah, these are actually pretty funny. If you don't like them, don't read them.

He's wearing pants in the first panel, right? It's hard to tell, and funny either way.

I've never seen any of the CHUD guys reply on these talkbacks, you must have really hurt Nick with your truthful comment Angry Mean Panda. Talk about a waste of site space, this is up there with the ads for shitty films (lProm Night) that keep poppin' up.

These shitty comics are sort of like Nick trolling his own site.

I think it might actually be better if they were along the side of the page or something, instead of buried in their own articles. I rarely look at the comics on this site, but I might if they were part of the layout.

These awful excuses for comic strips are much better than Nick's awful excuse of an online novella. Neither are as depressing as his awful Grizzly Park clusterfuck.

I'd rather read this than anything by Devin.

Word.

why do people even look at this site if they hate it so much? i mean, really?

What a piece of kindergarden shit. There must be a whole legion of 4 people who are eating this up, but the rest of us just see a waste of time (ours and Nick's). And why the fuck does the sun rise and set in the same place? Because the "creator" is too busy trying to make this "comic" as low quality as humanly possible to think about anything like decent art or writing. I just printed out this comic, ate it up and shat it better.

Nick, I consider these terrible endeavors of yours as nothing short of an attack on your readers. I can't wait until this comic is gone in a month or two.

Really I get it, and I have to agree, mean panda. How can you not be angry? Nothing pisses me off quite like someone muddling my absolutely free quality news source with their own occasional creative excursion. What a fool Nick is, thinking that with the free digital fellatio that is CHUD.com he might have earned a small piece of his own website for personal creative expression, and that people might be a little bit more respectful.

And I have to sympathize with you too, Joe. I'm sick of these fucking ads everywhere. Grow a pair, Nick, and front the bill yourself. Like with a job, you know?

Hey Nick, perhaps there is some money to be made in cleaning the asses of shit-stains who are still in dismay that the toilet paper doesn't do the wiping for them. I'd get in their quick, though, because you never know when one of them might get wise and learn how to maneuver their own hands around and down.

Also, I’ve heard they aren’t too thankful for the service, but I imagine you are rather used to that by now.

Brandon T sounds like he blows dudes. Anyway, the art in this comic is pretty good. I actually look forward to reading all the bile in the talkback whenever Nick posts one of these comics.

this one is awesome. and the response to the bitter end are amazing.

Is this some kind of joke? I dig the site, but wtf is this?

By far my favourite one!! I love the hate that these comics bring, it's awesome reading for the work place! Bravo!

I don't know which I enjoy more — Nick's comics, or the misguidedly retarded hatred in this comment section. Guys, we understand life has been rough to you, but it's better to punch yourself repeatedly in the face to expel that anger.

Hey Nick, this comic is definitely the best one so far. Please keep them coming. And don't listen to these fucking ass-clowns who having nothing good to say about them. I can't agree more with Lee's comment – these guys must have shitty lives. They're sad that their mommies don't love them so they feel the need to displace their anger somewhere else. Fucking cry-babies. I'd bet not ONE of them could even come up with a comic HALF as funny as any of yours. FUCK!

Please, just stop. You are by far the worst thing about your own site.

Fuck the haters! These rule! Keep 'em comin' kid!

The trolling is stupid, but no more stupid than the defensive ass-kissers that seem to think that everything Nick does must be awesome and that all comments must be glowing and positive. If Nick wants to put these scribbles out there, then they're subject to review and criticism just as much as any of the movies, comics, TV shows, games or whatever else he's criticized or savaged over the years. These really are poor excuses for comics, obviously thrown together with little thought or care, and saying this doesn't make someone a troll.

Nick, dude, love your work and it's gold majority of the time, but this is way too obtuse.

Nick, these are like cancer of the penis. Your reviews? Great. Your cartoons? Penis cancer.

When I snort coke my penis doesn't work.

If you guys got it, you would find it funny. If you didnt read more, and i dont mean your fan script of transformers 2. faggots

oh irish joe. go have another drink. everyone and their mother made the kafka connection. what made me laugh was the beetle on the cover.

Is the guy in the second panel supposed to be Devin? He needs to be much fatter.

Are you sure your kid didn't draw these and you just took credit for them?

I like Jell-o.

Christ. I dunno why but the absurd attempts at assigning certain CHUD staff to the characters in these panels, and the resulting homosexual connections which are often implied are the funniest part of these comics. I still think these comics are nothing more than talkback flame fuel. Oh and Metamorphosis is a fucking terrible book. It just is.