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Awesome. Love the shorts
Not as awful as the first few, but of course still incredibly juvenile and at about the level of a 10 year-old. I think after eight, the big question is whether or not Nick realizes these are bad and is doing it as a joke on the talkbackers just to spike traffic and stir the pot? Or does he actually think they're good and worthwhile, however unlikely? The one clue has been that YT, one of the message board folks that'll drop to her knees and suck Nick off whenever he begs his followers for an ego stroke, jumped onto one of these talkbacks and quickly patted Nick on the head like a special needs teacher congratulating a pupil on, say, not vomiting this time on the swing set. If she's not in on the joke, who is?
Ha! Not bad.
Fuckin' eh. Badass Nick. Thumbs up for Cthulhu. HEY DEAD LEE, ITS A FUCKING COMIC. YOU READ IT, NOT ANALYZE IT FOR TEN FUCKING HOURS. Seriously guys, get a life. Quit bitching about the comics.
I think they are getting better. Yeah they might be childish to some, but hey I like that!! Plus if a 10 year old got that it was a Cthulhu joke, then their parents are awesome!
Cthulhu has camel toe.
The punchline is obvious before you reach the second panel, and the reveal doesn't really do anything funny or witty. The only reason to build to such an obvious punchline would be to invert the reader's expectation and catch them off guard. Apart from the geek-bait of using cthulhu, the actual construction of the joke is entry-level newspaper strip fare, no better than the average Marmaduke comic.
I'm "meh" on the gag, but that's a great rendering of Joe Cthulhu from next door. Cut and paste him to white and make it a T-Shirt.
I like it.
People who analyze and critique comic strips make me laugh, and then weep a little.
Why does the hair color change from panel to panel? I know these are supposed to suck, but couldn't you try a little?
Tati you are a faggot worthless brownnoser.
This thread has finally convinced me. It is time to move on from CHUD.
who gives a shit?
The comic sucks only a little less than usual but I'm really on a Lovecraft kick lately so it was kind of odd that this popped up. Seriously I was just looking up Lovecraft books online. Finally seeing The Mist the other night (fucking awesome) rekindled things for me. Here's hoping Hellboy 2 continues the Lovecraft love. I can't get enough of those fucking creatures.
I give a shit because Chud used to be cool and now that it's Nick Nunziata and Friends creative arts blogspot (and occasional movie news) it's floundering. Cinematical is the new Chud.
Why is the Welcome mat upside down?
Not fun or funny. Nick and his superfriends need to spend less time on crap like this and more time reviewing or covering movies. You shitstains are internet reporters not "talent". The sooner you asswipes realize you are not creative enough to be "talent" the sooner you can go back to your fucking jobs. Quit wasting our time assnuggets and have a nice day!
Oh yeah, Cthulhu… Nick, I have to say that your comic has a "Non Sequitur" kind of feel, and your strip should be placed between "Family Circus" and "Opus". Plus, more gangbangs.
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