You can’t tear nothin’ open anymore without someone bringing up the internet’s most infamous image, and, today, I am that… asshole. If you don’t know what I’m referencing, you don’t wanna know. And welcome to the World Wide Web. Click here to get started.
Like the Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull run time debate, this is a huge non-story, so here’s an extra dash of gossip: Dealine Hollywood Daily’s Nikki Finke is reporting that Marvel has won the war over the final cut of The Incredible Hulk. This means, of course, that you’ll be getting a “faster, leaner” movie rather than a “longer, more detailed” one. When it comes to summer movies, I prefer faster and leaner. Reminds me of my grandmother.
Empire has more Hulk goodies over at their site, so pay those good folks a visit. By the way, that cover will be 3-D if you buy a hard copy.
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Referse, huh?
Where the hell my Giant foam Hulk hands?
Hilarious! Say what ya will bout Eddie Norton's ego, but the guy's got passion. Sure in the end, rather be watching his cut. More and more, this 's smelling like a disaster. Hip hip hooray!-for marvel studios!
Well I just googled imaged goatse and openly wept at what God hath wrought. Thanks puckering my asshole Beaks!
Oh but I know what you're referencing–and I've never seen the actual picture, just a thumb! Had a bad time, though.. yuck
If this one HULK is good, maybe the next one will be longer (just like our old friend TDK)
I recommend everyone to view the full Goatse series! There are in fact about 20 pictures, and the most famous Goatse is not even the most awe-inspiring one in the set, and that's not a stretch! Go on, you know you want to see the full Goats. It's clean and innocent fun for the whole family!
Goatse? is that referring to the image of a naked man bent over displaying his gaping and distended anus to the camera?…Goatse? is that referring to the image of a naked man bent over displaying his gaping and distended anus to the camera? I didn't say that twice, it's just the echo. Thank you Shane Black from Predator.
Wouldn't reverse goatse involve a forceful, painful closing of an anus?
wouldn't a reverse goatse be putting the pieces TOGETHER?
hulk is gay
devin is gay
chud is gay
you are gay
I really am hoping this film is awful so that every smug asshole involved in this debacle that made some reference to Ang Lee's Hulk being shitastic ends up eating a big plate of crow. Fuck you haters!
"Opposite or contrary in position, direction, order or character." So no.
Well, nobody wants a long, detailed grandmother.
How can you want this? If Kevin Feige is behind this. Dude has no idea what he's doing. Get someone smart who knows that a Captain America movie will only work spinning off from Avengers since then the audience can see what a cool character he is. More chance of people seeing a Captain America movie coming out of Avengers than before an Avengers movie. What a dumbfuck.
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