I’m going to keep this short, because, really, how much serious thought can be dedicated to Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay? The summation is simple: the movie is often funny as hell, ridiculously irreverent and, if more than a little bit angry at the system, still more interested in smoking up than fighting the power.
The story picks up immediately as the first film ends. Harold and Kumar (John Cho and Kal Penn), bruised and bandaged from their White Castle excursion, head to Amsterdam in pursuit of Roll-d’s crush Maria (Paula Garces). Complications inevitably ensue. They encounter Kumar’s old love Vanessa (Danneel Harris), who is about to marry Colton (Eric Winter), a clean scrubbed Republican. And on the plane, Kumar’s penis pump cum smokeless bong is mistaken for a bomb, landing the duo in the clutches of paranoid Homeland Security op Ron Fox (Rob Corddry). Guantanamo Bay, here we come!
All that means that the new hijinks have a slightly different, more realistic tone. (Very slightly more realistic.) Picture more racist cops, fewer puppet raccoons. There’s nothing quite as nasty as the makeup on Freakshow, as scatological as Battleshits or as culturally forgettable as the Mountain Dew douchebags that haunt the sidewalk in front of Harold and Kumar’s apartment building. Granted, the sex dream about a giant bag of weed is back, but this time it’s a threesome.
As such, this is hardly a subtle sequel. The trailer has already revealed the ‘bottomless party’ sequence, but perhaps not the consequent follow-through of a joke about Osama’s beard that was part of a deleted scene from the original. That joke is an indicator, though: some of the material feels shamelessly recycled, as when the redneck with a hot wife recurs. Different redneck, different wife. Slightly different joke.
H&K2 is often content to be more of the same, and in fact this is really another road movie. The duo lingers in Gitmo for about ten minutes, tops. For those wanting a stoner version of The Great Escape, keep waiting.
The most significant alteration to the first movie’s formula is a chunky romantic subplot that drives Kumar towards Texas. That leads to plenty of easy jokes, like the flashback sequence where we see Kumar’s introduction to pot. But it also culminates in a wedding confrontation that actually isn’t too painful; repeat writers (and debut directors) Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg learned a few things from Wedding Crashers, at least.
The two inevitable questions: what does Neil Patrick Harris do, and is every moment of the Dubya impersonation cringeworthy? Harris falls into the ‘more of the same’ camp, but he’s got a few shining moments, and is a welcome presence. Who else would chase a porn star with painfully oversize breasts from a whorehouse run by Beverly D’Angelo? Harris also enables Corddry’s best moment, during a scene at a roadblock.
And Dubya…well, he’s for the younger set. In a movie that already has explicit fisting and more racial jokes than definite articles, the ‘stoner president’ schtick seems tame. Like every other situation in the film, however, it’s over pretty fast.
Pulling the disparate ideas together is the reliable chemistry between Penn and Cho. Reprising these roles doesn’t qualify as any major achievement, but the two manage to ignore the four years between movies, and that’s enough. I’d like a rewrite that gives them more time to play directly against Corddry, who does most of his work against an (admittedly excellent) Roger Bart.
Corddry is often pushing too hard to get the laughs his lines deserve; maybe half his routine hit. He should be the movie’s gateway to righteous indignation, but really he’s just a goof. That’s a microcosm for the movie as a whole, as political digs are tossed out with the same off-handed brevity as the pot jokes. The politics do expand the movie’s appeal. Corddry wiping his ass with the Fifth Amendment and berating Harold and Kumar’s parents for not being white can offend everyone, blazed or straight.





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That is disapointing. But I knew the quality would be lower without Danny Leiner at the helm. The first movie was great because of both the quirky script and the great way Leiner set it up. Without him, I really feared the repeating of old jokes and I guess that's what we're getting. Can't wait for "Ball's Out: The Gary Houseman Story" to see what Leiner is going to do next.
Thanks for getting this review posted on opening day.
last week sarah marshall was on time and this week harold and kumar. good stuff guys keep those reviews coming on friday.
Russ, keep the comment system for at least the summer movie system. Then you guys can do whatever you want with it. Some of the comments are worth reading… Some.
I also want to say "Thank you!" for posting this on a Friday. Good to know it doesn't completely suck.
I still can't believe people enjoyed the first Harold and Kumar. When Doogie Howser is the only thing your movie has going for it, you are in some trouble. But seriously, this movie was mediocre at best. Who's writing for this site these days, a bunch of paint sniffing clowns?
First movie was horrible. For morons only.
Agreed Tom Strong! I keep getting told that only stoners understand stoner flicks. Uh… right. Keep telling yourself that idiot stoner. Because of you, Doogie Howser got a comeback. I don't get him, never will and before the nerds tell me how awesome he was as the voice of spider-man, shut the f**k up.
PEACE!
Saw this last night, the review by Russ is spot on here.(thanks for keeping it simple and honest!)
the movie is more of the same, but not in a bad way. I laughed hard and my low expectations were exceeded. anyone looking for more than a good laugh needs to get over their inflated sense of film superiority. and if you don't get it, no big deal. i don't even smoke and find both movies hilarious.
Wow, well that settles it. We all need to go see this movie because it exceeded your low expectations!
Fact of the matter is, I am in no hurry to see a mediocre comedy drowning in a sea of other mediocre comedies. FYI I do smoke pot but I still can't find this movie hilarious.
I cracked up at the mention of Klendathu. There were a few great jokes, but overall I thought it was weaker than the first.
I feel very, very gret when i seen the triller of this film in tv.
so….when this movie come to my country.indonesia???????
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