The one-sheet for Valkyrie is finally out, and it deepens the confusion as to exactly what the movie might be. Is it a war film, a thriller, or some sort of retro melange infused with an Ocean’s Eleven spirit? If all of the above, well, um….rad? But I don’t really expect that, and neither do you.
And while I like many independent parts of the image, I have to wonder if anyone who sees the poster knowing nothing of the film will actually get what it’s about. The blueprint + path to Hitler + highlighted Tom Cruise is a neat graphic idea in concept, but I don’t think it came together well at all; at first glance I thought it was a diagram showing how to navigate the second dungeon in The Bard’s Tale.
Valkyrie opens on December 26.
UPDATE: Only hours after I posted this, a new trailer was released, and it’s a significant step forward from the first. Though constructed along familiar thriller lines, with a metronomic ticking bomb timing each beat, the clip features many striking individual shots: a man’s hand with blood trickling down out of his suit jacket; a cigarette burning a mosquito; a swimmer in a giant swaztika pool; any shot of Carice van Houten. A slam dunk? Not in the way I think the recent W. trailer is. But a solid piece of work that hints at a potentially watchable film. Even if I suspect it is really a workmanlike caper with a handful of pretty shots to spice things up.
See the trailer in various definitions at Yahoo.






13 comments
It's 8-Bit Jesus! I mean Xenu!
What a great poster that gives you no idea what the movies about or the great cast.
I like the poster. But that just proves Russ' point; I know the historical background to the film. Someone who doesn't will likely be baffled as hell as to what is going on.
No floating heads? What the fuck? That is Tom "Apple Bottom Jeans" Cruise…if it was good enough for "Lions for Lambs"! A poster that does not actually suck and one that might make you think about the contrasts in colors and think a little more about the title. I like the maze/blueprint background and I am sure that we can figure out what that red line forms. Glad to see the attempt.
I assume the square halo around Tommy-Grrl's head is depicting his tremendous Operating Thetan powers, which shield him from the influence of reality.
That poster is a bit crap
Singer lost it years ago..
If that poster said Wolfenstein instead it would be a lot better. Also if it had Nazi dogs.
Did they reshoot All of Tom's scenes without his goofy american accent? If not count me out. This film still looks like balls. Singer better start praying to all the gay gods for this to be a hit otherwise he's finished (with making movies with homo subtexts).
Yea, fuck those movies with 'homo subtexts.' That includes TDK.
And I'm assuming you mean goofy German accent. Retard.
Heh I love looking at "from the director of"
Its just interesting to see what the director has to pick as his best movies and hide what sucks.
Wow, Soderbergh directed another Oceans movie… wait a second… this isn't for Ocean's 23: The Lebron James Heist?
"Many saw evil-They dared to stop it"
Cruise lives evil 24/7 in real life and does nothing to try to stop it.
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