It is a sad state of affairs when the buzz surrounding a studio slasher film increases because news breaks that the MPAA gave the movie an R-rating. Such is the case with Lionsgate’s My Bloody Valentine 3D, which has been given an R-rating for “graphic, brutal horror violence and grizzly images throughout, some strong sexuality, graphic nudity and language,” according to Bloody Disgusting. Saying that the film will be good because it has an R-rating is like saying Sarah Palin won the debate because nobody in the audience suffered a brain aneurism when she spoke.
Bloody Disgusting also point out that “it is said that [the film’s] new 3-D technology is going to be mind-blowing, featuring more depth than ever before.”
I want to know who said that and why they would make such a irresponsible statement. If the technology is so fucking mind-blowing, we can’t afford to have it slip into the wrong hands. What if the good citizens of Alaska drop their guard and Vladimir Putin flies in and steals the magic of cinema?
My Bloody Valentine opens in mind-blowing 3D on the most romantic day of the year– January 16, 2009.
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At least there will be blood and tits in it, a lot of horror movies have been lacking those two together for a while now.
But I would like to know what exactly graphic nudity entails.
Graphic nudity = frontal nudity…in particular of the male variety. Maybe we'll get a 3-D erection thrusted at us.
I was filled with joy joy feelings of tits on the big screen in 3-d! Then Trent Razor had to ruin it about suggesting it was 3-D Phallus footage. Thanks a lot Trent….
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"Grizzly images"? So the killer's a bear?
The Best thing about 3D movies is when you are watching them years later without the 3D. The 1953 version of the musical Kiss Me Kate has to be my favorite example. Characters are literally throwing random shit at the camera, and the first time I saw it, I had no idea that it was originally filmed in 3D. I just thought they were doing some avant garde breaking the fourth wall type of thing.
Haha. They're now getting around to remaking the shitty horror movies. Is there really a buzz surrounding this??! Mind-blowing my dick! 3-D or not, this'll suck worse than The Fog Redux.
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