Eat your words, Devin Faraci! JJ Abrams’ usual ‘Magic Box’ style of marketing is most assuredly not being used when it comes to Star Trek. There has been a veritable deluge of footage, pictures, posters and info since the month of November began. It’s almost like it’s one extreme or the other with this guy.
The latest chapter: two new character posters, this time for Romulan baddie Nero and bridge hottie Uhura.
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Too bad Nero looks like a chubby douchebag in the trailer –if I had only seen the poster, I might be impressed.
… you HAVE seen the poster.
I can't decide if Nero looks evil or stoned…or both.
You'd have to be stoned to get your face tattooed. Or have a lot of chubby douchebagness to protect you. That being said… Uhura is fairly attractive.
Why was my original post deleted? Is it's deletion proof that a) you guys don't think black women are attractive enough to get men horny or b) you don't like sex period?
Attention Paramount Marketing Flacks: Simon Pegg and Karl Urban next, please.
Rosario Dawson should have played Uhura.
Well. I'm gonna go bitch about Oldboy again.
I'm excited to see Bana as I villain. I'm excited to see Zoe period.
Trek vs. Neu-Mettle. The Romulan crew features a drummer that plays blast beats on double kick drums, a dj who does simple scratching, two singers for no reason and a bass player that is all hunched over. Every time they go to red alert the capatian yells "ARE YOU READY?????…"
Baby Kirk just points his jawline at the screen and "Free Ride" blasts over the com. Spock wrinkles his forehead and goes back to listening to the second side of Krafwerk's Autobahn.
what nu metal band plays blast beats? Pig Destroyer?
blast beats and DJs dont mix. Ever.
Ooooh, how edgy!
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