Anytime nowadays when I get a mysterious package in the mail I’m incredibly tentative to open it, and it’s all because of the horrible ordeal I endured in the name of Dante’s Inferno. I generally look around for hidden switches or triggers that will engulf me in the firey sounds of hell and have a hammer nearby so I can stop it before it begins.
Today I got another such unmarked package. Inside the Fedex box was a white gift box wrapped up in a bow, very pretty and cute and with a huge bloodstain dripping from a corner. This is what I found when I opened it up…
If there ever were awards for best marketing, the Dante’s Inferno team would certainly win it. God bless us, every one.
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They should send you a copy of God of War in Dante's Inferno packaging… oh wait….
Ah, turning a piece of literature into a God of War knockoff. Good job video game industry! You sure are mature and adult and just as good as movies.
Looks cool, but could hardly tell what it was…since there was a giant unstoppable daybreakers ad.
The demo was a little repetitive. Might be one of those games I pick up from bargain bin day one year in the future.
If I didn't know any better, I would have thought RinTinTinFoil was one of EA's marketing lackeys. Anybody remember that staged protest against the game at e3?
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