Have you ever had a lady over and you wanted to get romantic but the lights were too bright? Now you don’t have to break the mood by getting up and adjusting the lighting – you can just have the computer from the USS Enterprise adjust the lighting and break the mood for you. Yes, the Star Trek Voice Activated Light Switch & Dimmer will not only turn off your lights or dim them, it will reply to you in the voice of the late Majel Rodenberry herself. If that doesn’t impress the ladies, I don’t know what will.
You can buy the dimmer at Kleargear for a rock bottom 69.99!
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Does it come in a Fleshlight version?
"Ever had a lady over …." Good one. Cruel, but good.
errg, bought this for my dad a couple years ago back when it cost eighty dollars, seemed like such a cool gift, but after we set it up,you literally had to yell like 5 inches from the unit to get a response. I wanted it so badly to work and be as cool as it sounds, but unfortunately it sucked. Returned it shortly after.
#3, Maybe yours was broken?
Instead spend $70 getting your dick sucked.
#5 hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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