Harrison Ford’s slurred, lurching performance at tonight’s Golden Globes ceremony only prepares us for the message this Friday’s Extraordinary Measures is about to ram home: Harrison Ford is done.
It’s not like we didn’t see this coming. His return to the role of Indiana Jones was at times squirm-worthy, losing all the swagger and charm of the character and replacing it with low fiber grumpiness and almost palpable prostate enlargement. It isn’t that Ford is old (although he really, really is), as we’ve enjoyed many of our finest actors getting old. It’s just that he simply doesn’t give a shit, and I’m not even sure why he’s even showing up anymore.
There may be some younger readers who don’t even get why Ford was ever a big deal in the first place. I hate to say that you had to be there, but maybe you did, seeing Ford as the rogue with that gleam in his eye in the Star Wars movies and as the rascally archeologist in the Indiana Jones films before words like irascible and cantankerous seemed most apropos to describe his characters. Ford would get comedically flustered at times in those roles, but now he gets irritable and cranky.
The signs have been there for a long, long time. Ford’s never been one to work a lot; he made only a handful of films in the 80s that weren’t part of his famous franchises. Most of those range from the good to the very good, but once he got to the 90s it was like he hit a brick wall. Presumed Innocent is terrible, and the less said about Regarding Henry the better. There’s pleasure to be found in his Jack Ryan movies, but nothing that nears greatness, and looking back at it I would say that The Fugitive is the man’s last unabashedly very good movie (arguments for the greatness of The Fugitive can be made below in the comments). A more charitable man might include Air Force One as a great Ford movie, but I’m not a charitable man. While there’s entertainment value in Air Force One it’s not a particularly good film, and it really defines the downward spiral of the rest of Ford’s career.
First of all, Air Force One is the movie that solidifies Ford’s acting style as ‘crotchety’ (note: he could have actually solidified this in The Devil’s Own, but that movie has slid off my brain like a stripper off a pole, leaving behind only an unpleasant oily residue. I have almost no memory of the movie except really disliking it). He plays President Grumpus and his trademark “GET OFF MY PLANE!” is too close to demanding kids off his lawn for comfort. But more than that, the scene plays as an unintentional laugh line, opening the door for Ford as a joke – something he’s finally truly become with Extraordinary Measures.
It’s here that Ford’s career stood at a crossroads. Even after making the truly horrific Six Days Seven Nights he could have come back if he had agreed to the one correct role. He could have fixed all the damage he had done over the past few years by simply saying yes to one project. All he had to do was agree to star in Soderbergh’s Traffic and I think we’d be having a very different conversation about the actor today. But he didn’t, and Michael Douglas took the role and Ford went on to make Random Hearts and What Lies Beneath.
And so we come to the 21st century. For the past ten years Ford’s name has been essentially a reason not to go see a movie. I admit that the day I saw Ford on the set of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull in full Indy gear my heart skipped a beat. And looking back I think I was overly kind to the movie, trying to find something pleasant in a film that really was simply a tragic mess.
What’s sad about Ford isn’t just that he’s choosing to star in terrible movies, it’s that he’s terrible in them. The man’s films earned a lot of money – for him and for Hollywood – and I think he’s come to see the whole business as a way to finance his woodsman life in Jackson Hole. He has been half-assed for decades now, declining to put any effort into his parts. And when he’s doing public appearances the guy often seems to be confused or dazed or loaded.
I don’t think Ford’s a bad guy. I think he has a lot of interests outside of movies that keep him busy and fulfill him. I don’t think that being a movie star is really something that’s as appealing to him as we, his fans, would like it to be. The other day Drew McWeeny from HitFix told me he liked that Ford seemed to be moving in to the Elder Spencer Tracy phase of his career, but Tracy – when he worked – really worked. Tracy spent his last breaths on Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner, and his acting work seemed important to him. The same simply can’t be said for Harrison Ford.
Watching a Harrison Ford performance now is like watching a man daydreaming about being back home and building a cabinet or getting stoned or flying a plane over a deeply wooded mountainside. Those are all great ways to spend your time, and maybe instead of showing up on the sets of awful movies and giving his minimal effort, Ford should just stay at home and do those things. See, we’re at another turning point, like in 1999, only it’s more dangerous. Ford’s on the verge of turning into a full-fledged joke, and if he does, he’ll be tarnishing everything he ever did that was fun and real and cool. The decision on what Harrison Ford’s legacy is rests only in the hands of Harrison Ford. In the meantime, here’s a glimpse at one possible future:





47 comments
I think you're leaving out his biggest achievement of recent years; getting high as shit and boning Calista Flockhart. Also, where is that hysterical photo of drunk Harrison Ford you guys used to run with every piece of Harrison Ford news? That photo is fucking hilarious.
In contrast to Harrison Ford, is Clint Eastwood…. who does curmudgeonly with passion. Gran Torino is (IMO) the best curmudgeon movie ever made, but I suspect Harrison Ford could have made it suck. Then again, I think it was Leone who once described Eastwood as having two emotions: hat on and hat off. On a side note, I wonder if anyone has ever watched the full ten minutes of that Harrison Ford YouTube clip? Heck, has anyone made it to 30 seconds?
To the poster above: there's nothing to be proud of about getting stoned and fucking a skeleton.
Ford is done. Has been since "Patriot Games". Watching him now is like watching my grandfather forget who he is and shit himself before crawling into the fireplace and trying light up his crotch. He should retire and just leave well enough alone.
Sean Connery too for that matter.
Is that shot from a makeup test for the new Star Wars sequels?
It's just so sad. So many actors have aged gracefully and actually gotten better as time has gone on: Bill Murray, Clint Eastwood, Paul Newman, and so on. I'm guessing Devin's right. Ford just doesn't give a shit anymore, if he ever did. He seems to look for roles that are simple and in no way challenging. For him to go back to the well and churn out a film as horrible as Indy 4 is just inexcusable. Although I must admit I enjoy watching Hollywood Homicide on occasion.
Hollywood Homicide. That is all.
Indy 4… sigh…It's like lucas and spielberg intentionally wanted to de-mystify or completely deconstruct any of the well earned legendary status of the original character. It's not even an indiana jones movie. It's a romancing the stone movie with indy's name on it and same plot as mummy 1. Really it's that sad, kids. Watch mummy, the indy wannabe, then watch crystal skull. how the hell is that bull crap better and more interesting than a legit indy outing helmed by the original creators? And his age means nothing to me. My favorite shows and movies as a kid featured mostly grumpy old men like matlock who lacked all the muscles except the one that really matters in the end. If that old bastard can do it, harrison can.
Romancing the Stone and The Mummy 1 are way better than Indy 4. The Fugitive is greatness for the Tommy Lee Jones parts and merely okay for the Ford parts – it's Jones' movie. Pity they fucked up the sequel by having him chase down yet another innocent dude.
Ford needs to revitalize his career by working with a real director. How about Jarmusch? Or dare I say…Woody Allen? Think about it, Dr. Jones.
No, they fucked up the sequel to the fugitive by having him chase around a block of charcoal for two hours. And that block f charcoal had a black belt for christsakes. Epic fucking fail along with Harrison fords career. Fuck Indy 4. SouthPark got it right. They gave it to Dr.Jones right up the shitter, again and again without any spit or water based lube. Disgusting.
Can't we just say that his cameo in Bruno was his coup de grace and call it a day before it gets any worse? Poor feller.
Clear and Present Danger was the last good Ford movie in my books. Although I did enjoy Indy 4.
It's just sad, considering how much of a childhood hero he was to so many of us. Harrison Ford fuckin ruled, there's no one like him today to match his awesomeness! Seriously, he'd do these iconic roles & would turn around & come up with a Mosquito Coast. In a weird way I feel betrayed, seing him in all this rubbish & not giving a shit. It's like if Michael Jordan came out of retirement today, fucked up slam dunks & just shrugged his shoulders if everyone booed. Indy 4 has it's moments, I disagree with Devin & feel he did care, was hoping he'd follow it up with something decent. He could be sick after all, surely there's a bunch of talented film makers who'd kill to work with him? then again, maybe Ford should follow Conney – retire & spend all day suing people.
Everyone keeps forgetting one other GREAT Ford movie: Bladerunner! Come on people, you can't leave that one out of Harrison's legacy. Still, you're all right. For really should just hang up the hat and call it good.
No, the people that are commenting that this is "sad" and that he has lost it are actuallly the sad ones. You all are acting like it's a funeral. Just because you don't like what he has done lately since his early days (hell, I only like about half of it), doesn't mean he isn't doing some good stuff. What a shitty, smarmy topic … perfect for this page.
Ford has essentially become Marlon Brando (not that he was ever as good as Brando) where he just can't walk away from the money. The phase where you get the greatest actor in America in a bedsheet talking about the destruction of Krypton.
Really, what was going to make more money for him, something like What lies Beneath with his name above the the title or being sixth billed in Traffic?
It's sad when watched Indy 4 and thought National Treasure is better than this. Ford should just do what Gene Hackman did and retire without making a big deal about it and go out with your dignity.
He's my hero because, through everything, I STILL refuse tarnish my childhood awe and sense of wonder by watching Crystal Skull. I will never see that movie.
I really hate to agree with you on this, Devin. Not because you're wrong (you're absolutely right on this), but because I just don't want to admit it's true. Indy is still my hero.
What Lies Beneath was good, dude! I can't believe you'd call that one of his bad movies but consider "Air Force One" a good one. Are you crazy / blind? …Apart from that, good article.
maybe he should give directing a try, i think his impatient attitude would work better there, instead of impatiently getting through acting scenes.. who knows, if he couldn't see how bad he was in Indy4 then who knows what is 'attractive' to him anymore..
i find enjoyment in air force one, almost to the point where i think it could be considered 'good'. also, evil russian gary oldman. this article had me jumping over to imdb to check out his filmography – devins right – it turns to shit real fast when you take out star wars and indy.
Your dislike of Regarding Henry disgust me to the point that I can excuse your disgust of Presumed Innocent.
He could be actively cheapening his legacy like De Niro. So that's something, I guess. But then Ford's legacy wasn't as great as De Niro's to begin with …
Wow. What a bag of shite this is. This guy gave us Han Solo, Indiana Jones, John Book, Aly Fox, Jack Ryan. As far as I'm concerned, he doesn't owe ANY of us a damned thing. Find something constructive to write about instead of knocking down your heroes. What is this place? The fucking NME? Oh, and he slurred his words cos he was pished, like everyone else at the Globes. Jeez.
Is it possible to be "done" if you're not even trying to pretend to care? Older, once respected actors go into two categories: Those that give a shit, and those that don't. DeNiro, Hackman, Dreyfuss, Ford. . . none of them give a damn. I'm not condoning it, just saying that these people still have the goods if the project inspires them. Which, odds are good, it won't.
You can definitely say Robert DeNiro is in the same boat. The man looks bored when he does anything. Is he even seeking out challenging roles? At least Pacino, for all his cynical cash grabs, still tries to do interesting things, such as the upcoming Kevorkian flick on HBO, or when he did Angels in America. Where the fuck is DeNiro, though? He should at least direct more. I thought The Good Shepherd was a vastly underrated masterwork.
come on guys… he is what he has always been… Han Solo? the best. Indy?… only second to Han. But these rolls were nothing to throw Oscars at. They were cool tough guys that spit out witty one liners and got the girl in the end. His delivery of dialogue has never been his strong point. Enjoy the movies that you enjoyed and forget about the rest.
I haven't read all the comments, but in case everyone was trying to ignore it, let's not forget to mention Hollywood Homicide. Remember that part when he humped the wall? Don't tell me he wasn't trying there.
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You're an idiot, and a racist. That is all.
Well said, Devin. Fact is Ford never seemed to want to stretch out beyond his cocky, self-assured persona with/without intelligence. That was OK as long as he was in his prime. But no one likes to see that in an old guy. He should do what Connery did and just retire. Live in comfort doing what he's into — be that pot, flying or skeletons.
The Mosquito Coast. That was a great performance by Ford and a great movie. Time to check it out again.
Crystal Skull is not so terrible. You guys sound like W Bush with your it's amazing or its the worst thing ever attitude.
AFN, I'd like to bring your attention to the young man swinging through the trees with the monkeys. Kindly shut the fuck up.
I already work around the clock! It's not even half over and I feel like I've lost my goddamn mind. On repeat the music underneath sounds like a terrible Orb loop. It's so hypnotic I'm almost afraid to stop it.
Where am I?
Crystal Skull could've been… but wasn't. ("Oh! You're my long lost son? (Beat.) Okay. Let's move on." WTF?) Actually didn't think his last film 'Crossing Over' was too bad (Maybe a lil' pretentious but not as hit 'em over the head as "Crash") & he was pretty good in it.
What about Polanski's "Frantic"? Wasn't a bad film at all, just not one of Polanski's better ones (I guess that happens when you are fucking [read: filming] the woman that became his wife, but I digress).
That has got to be the worst video you linked up that I have ever had the misfortune to spend more than 30 secs watching.
William H Macy was gay for Harrison in AFO. 🙂
Harrison Ford was ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE in Return of the Jedi. I can barely watch that movie now because of his "performance" in it.
You can tell he was totally checked out at that point. I think way back then he was "done."
I love it when we all get together and decide what films actors we like should and shouldn't me making. Harrison Ford has made 7 brilliant, truely great films that I can watch and rewatch all the time. He is also wealthy and has other interests that fill his time. Maybe he wants to spend the twilight of his life making the films that interest HIM? He is on record as not really getting the whole Star Wars thing and I think Indy 4 was for the money. I think maybe he just wants to do the films that he likes. I doubt his tastes are in line with ours, even if he's in a bunch of geek classics.
It was mentioned once that his name came up for the possible role of William Adama in the new Battlestar Galactica. But they pretty much figured they would never get him to do T.V. The odd thing is the new movie he's in right now looks like a CBS Sunday night film. I think he should go for roles like Adama….and maybe seek them out. And when he talked about doing a 5th Indiana Jones movie and that he thinks they should look at the relationship between Indiana and his son….he's wrong. They tried that already in the last one and it stunk. If they do another one, it should just go to Indian Jones again. As the main character doing the work on his own…making mistakes on his own, but still saving the day. The son and wife need to be off the screen. The title is Indiana Jones….not Jones and son! That was already covered with Sean Connery. Rather than showing an older man who needs help from the younger son, why not show an older man who is fine all on his own? Stop playing into stereotypes Lucas and Speilberg….do you have your kids holding cameras and making the calls for you?
Desmondo Jose Luis? Where you at, Desmondo?
Devin, when the day comes that your bitching and complaining about everything begins to diminish in your old age, I hope there is someone out there to point it out. Lord knows I won't be around to read it, because I'll be too successful.
how many cliches can ford spew in one scene? watch this new clip from "extraordinary measures" and find out now!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dYTO01VeR4&feature=channel
Devin, I usually enjoy your snarkiness but I think you are mistaken about this. Harrison Ford has given film lovers some of the best movies ever made and created two indelible roles that will be treasured forever. While I haven't appreciated all of the roles he has taken on, I have to respect that sometimes he will do movies that interest him and may not please fans like us. Overall, I've enjoyed most of his movies and I still consider him my favorite actor, but in no way do I think he is finished. It was great to see him back as Indiana Jones even if he was hobbled with a terrible script but I'm hoping that if they do another Indy movie they will end it on a high note. It sucks that the internet is such a toxic place that focuses mainly in negative ways. Why not write an article celebrating what you appreciate about his past work? I know you briefly mentioned it in this article but that obviously wasn't your point. You complain about Ford but almost every article you write YOU are the crotchety old man bitching about something with the exception of your Star Trek recaps that I enjoyed. In any case, Harrison Ford is the Man!
Harrison Ford is the Man, indeed. Not all of his latest work has been my favorite; but that can be said about a lot of actors. Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro come to mind. And while I may have not cared for all of the recent films, that had more to do with the story. Not Ford's acting. Ford has been in a lot of my favorite movies of all time including the three original Star Wars fims and Indian Jones movies, Witness and Blade Runner, to name a few. And I like Masqito Coast (I know I'm probably the only one here who likes that movie.) He is still one of my favorite actors.
Are you guys bloody kidding me? I agree with Volvodling (& others? sorry but I don't have time to read all the comments)
Have any of you even SEEN _Extraordinary Measures_?! Sure the script kind of blows Hallmark chunks but I LOVED him in this movie & thought Ford absolutely disappeared into the character of Dr. Stonehill with utter believability. He made Brendan Fraser's earnest attempt look even better – and how many old guys can say that about someone who's still as much of a hunk as Fraser?!
You are all just jealous whiners. :PPP
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