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01/26 – The ONLY product for Android Pits & Balls.
Photo by Clay Young.
“I have massive hair on my balls. Tons of hair I don’t want or need. Problem is, I need a razor that tells me where those areas are because frankly with the government being in such disarray I often forget the directions to my balls. Also, if they could tell me where my armpits are it’d be a huge load off. I know they’re under my arm somewhere…”
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Never trust a ball shaver that depicts a ball-less man on the packaging.
Yeah, this is real engaging stuff.
Maybe he accidently shaved his cock and balls right the hell off. Oops! Missing line of advertising script from the package: "Shaves so close you'll change genders!"
I wonder how much the Silver Surfer gets paid to promote this product? Will he have their logo on his board? Personally I think they should have employed a more hirsute spokesperson to promote their ball shaver, like Salma Hayek.
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