Warner Bros sent over three new bits of marketing material for Clash of the Titans, and man are they ugly. Especially the first one, which is made up of poorly composited elements jammed together. Honestly, it looks like a banner selling a tie-in Slurpee flavor at my local 7/11. “New Clash of the Berries Slurpee – with Strawberry, Blueberry and Boysenberry flavors!”
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pretty sure you are over reacting
Devin over reacting? No way, man! NO WAY!!
Remember those TV commercials for toys or what have you back in the day? The ones that would sell you the toy, and at the very end of the commercial the voice over announcer would say really fast in the last millisecond; "Requiresbatteriesnotincluded." That's the tone I hear when I read "Also playing in 2D" at the bottom of those posters.
They don't look great but if you reported on every bad poster, I don't think you'd do anything else.
I'm not the dismissive hipster type, so I am ashamed to have to utter the words: This movie looks terrible and holds no interest for me what-so-ever. (i feel dirty)
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I think in the second one, Sam Worthington is preparing to run AWAY from the scorpion! He certainly doesn't look to be screaming at it to get off his lawn, more like he's about to beat skirted cheeks outta there.
Which, for my money, makes it my favorite of the poorly composited bunch.
Yes Devin…because posters will show how a movie will be. They're just posters. I can give a flying fuck about a poster. I go by trailers at first then judge. It's a poster….Stop being the kid that got picked on in high school that is STILL taking out his anger. But i get it…if you didnt act this way you'd have no base, no site, no money, and lose the gut….G4 could find better reviewers.
..the last one is kind decent
The bottom 2 are both images, albeit wider than tall, that are on our theaters 3 sided totem standee. I think they are okay. The only one missing is of the hooded people that look like the magic bomb guys in 300. Agreed about the image at top is a bit meh, Especially at this resolution the actor in foreground looks a bit John Travolta ala Battlefield Earth.
The first one is clearly Terl and he just wants to audit your mental state.
The more of this I see, the less desire I have to watch it. Asstastic.
Find me a picture from this movie where Sam's mouth is not open.
I'm geeked up for this but the Kraken design is truly a disappointing blow. It looks like 1997's Godzilla.
Remember when someone from a marketing dept busted his ass? That was classic!
Is the guy in the first picture flashing "the shocker"? 2 in the pink one in the stink…
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