It’s exceptionally NSFW. And it’s very long and sort of a boring mess and has an incredibly repetitive soundtrack. And it makes pornos look like they have production value. And nobody speaks because it’s inexplicably set in Germany. But other than that – it looks great!
Movieline has a sort of a rundown of the story behind Showgirls: The Return (good title, at least), so click over there to read up on it. I’ve stolen one of their pictures of the 9 Best Shots in the trailer.
Click here to watch the trailer. Remember, it’s NSFW, and right from the start.
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THE END IS NIGH!!!!!!!
art project much?
Devin, what the fuck did you just trick me into watching?
This trailer hit Tommy Wiseau-levels of ineptness. It looks like someone hired some hookers to test their new camera and editing software. I love slow news days…
I hate you for posting this. That wasn't a trailer. That was a community college 'art film'.
That is the worst fucking thing I have ever seen. Ever. It's not quite April Fool's Day yet, man. Fuck. FUCK. Also,"Showgirls: The Return" is an awful title. I'd have gone with "Showgirls: The 2nd Cumming"
that looks like a student film thats went wrong.
This was so bad I pretty much tuned it out and turned it off after the third girl walks in on the second girl smashing the dumb bitch with the dumb bell.
– pass
Petey Wheatstraw is right. If video game makers gave Devin set visits, he'd have far more positive things to say about them. Cause he's for sale. Cheap.
Showgirls II: The Return Over (now with full epileptic seizure sex). This movie wishes it was Basic Instinct 2. Sad…
Pathetic.. They absolutely missed the point of Showgirls1 — Which was to make a grown-up childhood tv icon prance around naked for us pervs. At least this mess has some nice ass thrown about (way to constantly hide the vag with crossed legs).
I don't get the feeling that this is the movies trailer. This seems more like a reel for investors than anything. Especially when /Film and Movieline quote the budget at $25 million. That could at least afford to shoot in HD. If this is in fact the movie's trailer we may be looking at a clear case of money laundering.
Oh god. Does this mean I have to take the admittedly sort of lame Showgirls 2 joke out of my screenplay? ("I just think they could do more with the characters, that's all.") Because that was all manner of bad. Give me ten grand and I could make a better feature.
PRODUCED AND DIRECTED BY: THE COUNTRY OF ALBANIA
Wow. Just: wow. Gave up watching after 40 seconds.
wow.
I love this movie. You guys are really complaining about the film quality when this trailer has some young nubile pieces of ass writhing around, rubbing their naked bodies against each other in drug fueled orgies? Fuck Pandora, I want to live in THIS world!!
Good music for Halloween. I can creep all the nieghborhood kids out with that come Oct 31
That was hilarious! Right from the beginning you know it's going to be special as they didn't even bother to dry the floor from previous takes of the gals crawl. Unless of course everyone crawls out of that tub and slithers away.
80% of the budget was spent on a briefcase of mirkins, the rest on lighting gels.
Why? Just… WHY?!?
What the holy cocking fuck was that?
I love the producer shot of "Geoff Schaaf Presents" in the beginning of this whole mess. It's awesome how this guy has his own screen logo. Perfect candidate for an AOTS Epic Fail….if it weren't for all the grutuitous scenes of ass and booby, that is.
I love the producer shot of "Geoff Schaaf Presents" in the beginning of this whole mess. It's awesome how this guy has his own screen logo. Perfect candidate for an AOTS Epic Fail….if it weren't for all the grutuitous scenes of ass and booby, that is.
I knew Ray Dennis Steckler wasn't dead. I just KNEW it!
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