Just painfully bad.

Ummm, yeah… thanks. Where's our LOST recap??

Yikes.

Not funny. Not even a good photoshop. Geez.

Well… you can't knock it out of the park every single time. I still like these bits.

Yeah, for real. The bitterness here is cartoonishly high. You people act as if someone's punched your mothers.

The failed attemps at comedy send us into fits of rage wayne. If you had an understanding of these things you would be outraged as well. Count your blessings you don't Wayne.

Not very funny but these articles are usually good. Don't stop cause one of em was a little shonky.

Promising idea – wrong poster though. You should have used the one where he looks really happy and goofy, then found an ant with the same expression.

Yikes. We know there will be some tools who will post in a few minutes telling you how hilarious they think these are. They think by lapping at your balls they are doing you a favor. They are not Nick, listen to your number one fan you are not funny. I know you may occasionally make some of your tubby bearded friends laugh at your local dennys at 2am but this aint the same thing. Instead of laughing you make people sad with your comedy, sad and filled with rage! Instead of truly pathetic attemps at comedy how bout fixing all the broken fuckin links on the website. Stick with the lady who you brought to the dance and quit trying to be something you're not. Other than that big fan!

Shit like this is why Movie Insider was a failure. Also 11 Colonels. And Meg. And RON. And various Barenaked Ladies Lite bands. But by all means, keep it up.

Apparently it's a crime to post something that doesn't make everyone pee with laughter. Huh.

Why don't all of you sycophants shut up? If Nick wants to keep hoisting his millions of terrible ideas on the public, then he deserves to be criticized. Most of his "humor" is painfully unfunny. If he wants to take a shit on the front page, you can go ahead and call it chocolate cake if you want to, but some of us are going to tell the truth. If Nick can't handle that, he has no business putting himself out there.

There is a reason this SITE is such a success. So, as such, I don't understand why you don't just stick to running a good web site. Why all the attempts to be a musician/comic book publisher/producer/director/cigar shop manager and on and on and on. How about stikcing with being a good Web master, then moving on from there.

Christ, these are lame.

Awww, Sleestak… did someone buy you a Thesaurus? So cute.

Chud is for posting movie news/reviews/info. TwitPic is for this stuff.

Hey Karl, you think something in my previous post requires a Thesaurus? You probably shouldn't have dropped out of High school if you think anything there is a twenty-five cent word.

Feedback is feedback. Some is positive, and some is negative. This is a comments section. We're reminded all the time that CHUD is an OPINION-based site. Well, some people have negative opinions of those opinions. My personal opinion is that I wish Nick would write more movie news and reviews instead of these Photoshop abortions, but that's only my opinion. If people can handle writing their opinions for public viewing, but can't handle criticism, replace the comments and the forums with a button that says "I think everything CHUD does is awesome", and then everyone can click on it as much as they want.

Totally. Should have stayed in High School so I could be super-articulate when I troll free movie-news websites and call other commentors names. You're SO my hero.

Who ever said Nick couldn't take the criticism? I don't see him on these Comments. Also, "Sleestak Labia" if that really IS your oh-so-clever name, how does disagreeing with you automatically make people sycophants? Maybe I too should have stayed in High School with "Karl". We're SO ignorant.

I thought it was funny. I mean, it ain't Monty Python, but it made me snicker.

your photoshop work makes the baby jesus cry!!

I agree with most everybody else that Nick is painfully unfunny. There will always be balllickers who are going to praise every nugget of crap that comes out of Chuds sphincterhole but they are fucking liars. Please, please, please Nick don't ever try to be funny again. What happens when you try to be funny is you create a vortex or blackhole if you will of unfunnieness. Not only that but it sort of sucks the marrow of all pleasure right out of our bodies after reading your dimwitted fluff. I was left pale, trembling, paranoid and depressed after reading thru these, the dumb a days and Sam Strange. The three combined create an unholy trinity of suck. Other than that keep up the good work!

this shit makes me want to self harm