The Principals: Jim Abrahams – Director / Writer (writer), David Zucker – Director / Writer (writer), Jerry Zucker – Director / Writer (writer), Martyn Burke – Writer (writer). Starring Val Kilmer, Lucy Gutteridge, Peter Cushing, Omar Sharif, Michael Gough, and others.
The Premise: Nick Rivers (Kilmer in his first role) is an American rock and roll star who is touring East Germany and he gets mixed up in a scheme… oh screw it. It’s a Abrahams, Zucker Brothers movie. Hundreds of sight gags, satirical jabs, and other funny shit happens in a film that wasn’t a hit upon release but a comedy to be reckoned with in a big way.
I might even go on a limb and say it may be my favorite “ZAZ” movie. Which is saying something…

Is it Good: It’s glorious. Seriously, as I’ve grown older and watched this probably twenty times all told, I’ve found a new thing to laugh at each time. I remember when I first saw it as a kid I expected Airplane!, which was one of my favorite films ever. I recall feeling that many of the jokes missed. Not the case at all, I was just a dumb kid and the frame of reference for this film is much broader than that of their earlier classic as well as the Naked Gun flicks.

Going from Casablanca
to Elvis Presley movies to war films, this one requires a little more
of a knowledge base to fully appreciate but it actually has a decent
narrative underneath all the jokes. It is nothing less than one of the
best comedies of the 80’s and a film that bears fruit upon each
subsequent viewing.
Utterly quotable and featuring an amazing and diverse lead performance from Val Kilmer, it’s required for anyone who hasn’t caught on to this, having skipped directly from Airplane! to The Naked Gun.

This reminds me of my friends and their delusions who insist their phone can compete with my iPhone.
Is it Worth a Look: It is worth dozens of looks. Seriously, if you watch this movie every five years for the rest of your life your only issue is figuring how to make the other 1824 days fun enough to compete.

Many pre-teen erections were born from this woman.
Random Anecdotes: I don’t think I was into self-touch when the movie came out but I am pretty damn sure Lucy Gutteridge would have been involved if I had been. The underwater fight scene and reverse film scene are not only majestic but also technically phenomenal. You think about comedies today, you rarely talk about the craft behind it. Stuff like these flicks and Young Frankenstein really showcase that film can still be an art form in a mainstream comedy.
Cinematic Soulmates: The Naked Gun, Airplane!, Kentucky Fried Movie, any Chick Fil-A commercial.
The Tally So Far:
You forgot your fake doggie doo on the message boards.






8 comments
I love this movie more than Airplane! or Naked Gun. I saw this in a real theater, with three friends, who didn't laugh once… but they were visibly embarrassed by my endless guffawing. I'm gonna pull this out and watch it tonight. "Latriiiiine!"
I fucking love this film (and had just forgotten about the reverse sequence- wow) – peter cushing, what a hero.
also shout out to Jim Carter in an early role and warren clarke (red riding bitches) michael gough too, wonderful cast of brits all filmed here in the UK!
If they find out you've seen this, your life will be worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory
Fucking LOVE this movie. my favorite silly slapstick comedy from the zuckers.
Man, I haven't seen this in about 10-15 years. But, shit, I still remember a lot of the gags – the train fight, the guy jumping on the hand grenade, and of course, the phone gag (pictured) which is one of my favourite bits of silliness ever. Heck, I even still get that "How silly can you get" song stuck in my head from time to time. I need to revisit this movie!
This has one of my favourite lines in a comedy movie ever! "Nick I've tried everything, the police, the government, the UN…..I just can't bring my wife to orgasm!". A classic.
I also have lots of love for the backwards scene, the underwater scene and the guy jumping on the runaway tree.
"Tell me if there's an improvement in his condition!……..he's dead".
"I know a little German. He's over there." One of the funniest movies of all time. When I was dating my wife, we watched this movie and she laughed like a loon right along with me. I almost asked her to marry me right then. Dare I mention "The Anal Intruder"?
"Do you know any good white basketball players?" Unnamed spy … "There are no good white basketball players, my friend." Nice to see Top Secret getting some love – one of the all time classics. Kind of sad to see Nick Rivers descend into such a drug fueled spiral….oh wait….that was The Doors.
I graduated college quite some time ago(no, really), and every once and awhile I have a dream where I missed my exams and have to face failing out of college… as soon as I wake up, in my post graduate reality, I immediately think of this movie and Nick Rivers being whipped by Nazi's and laughing. Good stuff.
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