You know what fucks me up? According to the poster this P.O.S. is going to be rated PG. Do they honestly expect anyone over the age of eight to have any interest whatsoever in watching this turd?

I'm pretty sure that PG movies are made for eight year olds by and large dude.

What part of shitty actor in shitty movie don't you understand?

Looks better than FAGATAR. Which isn't hard to do. FURFAGATORY AT IT'S FINEST

That might be the best movie title of all time. I'm just surprised it's not Animaniac porn.

That bear is having buttsex with Brendan Fraser and peeking around to see if he likes it.

Awesome. Just the other day, I was commenting on how much cinema needs a "guy getting raped by a bear" movie.

Yes, Nick, bad movies exist. This has been going on for some time.

And, yes, Brendan Fraser has starred in his fair share of awful movies. This is egregious, but, due to precedent, not particularly egregious.

As far as #1, having worked in a video store up until recently I can say that there are still parents who will only let their 12 year olds watch films like these and then become furious if they're informed their child saw something they didn't agree with (and had no adverse affect that made clear that they'd been corrupted by the specific film that they had forbade them to watch due to how it was going to ruin them).

the bear and brendan "spooning" made me think of one thing — Richard Cheese's version of "Ra_pe Me"!
…or I guess it could have been Fishbone's version "Date Ra_pe"…?

Hey, Fagatar, you're sooooo cool with your biting wit and brilliant (for a functioning inbred) sarcasm. My God, why don't you move to New York and write movies for Troma? That's just the level of amazing screenwriters that they hire to write all their films. And I mean that as a compliment, I love Troma. That's where you belong. Fagatar! hahahahahahahahahaha amazing. I bet your Mom and Dad are sooooo proud. lololololololol. Fagatar!!! How long did it take to think that up? Did you take time off from your PHD class to stay up all night and spitball that with your friends or did you dream that up by yourself? I can't believe how amazing that was!! Fagatar??? Devin, Nick….you need to put this guy on staff quick before the National Lampoon or Judd Apatow find him! Fagatar…..I think I need to lay down….that was the best thing i've heard all year. Amazing, that brilliant, sharp, cutting wit. Outstanding!

are you sure this isn't a remake of "The Great Outdoors"? Speaking of which.. why don't they remake "the Great Outdoors" with Kevin James as the John Candy roll?? Hell, remake "Summer Rental" too.

If anyone out there can name one good movie that Brendan Fraser has made that isn't Gods & Monsters, I'll eat my own hat.

"The Quiet American", though Michael Caine was really the draw there. Now go eat your hat. 😉

Worst."If Chud ran the movies". Ever.

I laughed my ass of at this picture. Thanks.

Looney Tunes: Back In Action

die.

Michael,

butthurt much?
did he personally attack your fursona or what?

BTW, Brendan Fraser is awesome.

damn, i missed nick

There is no denying how great THE MUMMY still is, and how great Fraser is in it. One of the best blockbusters out there.

Seriously…I think Brendan is a good dramatic actor. I dig his work in SCHOOLS TIES as well as GODS AND MONSTERS. But apparently, he loves to make mostly goofy shit.

Oh man, how could he go from classics like George of the Jungle to this!?!?!?!?!?

Goofy shit pays the bills. Still, HAVE SOME PRIDE MAN!

at least he hasn't been cast as Capt America, which is what I automatically thought when I saw the title of the post

I've been laughing hysterically about this posters for days now.

How long is it till we get the CHUD version, "Curry Vengeance" or "Murray Vengeance"?

Just adding to the impressive post count in this comments section.

THIS MOVEIS WILL MAKE MILION OF DOLAR!!!1!

26…i thought the same thing. THANK CHRIST its just another terrible movie.

The bear is clearly going to fu*k him.

The only thing Brendan Fraser is shitting on is his career. BOOSH.

"If anyone out there can name one good movie that Brendan Fraser has made that isn't Gods & Monsters, I'll eat my own hat."

Encino Man
Blast from the Past
His Scrubs episodes (So good they deserve a mention anyhow 🙂 )
Schoolties
oh and…. Airheads 😀

With… or without sauce? 🙂

I'm definitely going to go see this one, if only to see him get urinated on by small animals. And #33, as far as awesome Brendan Fraser movies go, you forgot "The Quiet American"!

The Brendan Fraser When you are having sexual intercourse with two males and a female one of the male members reaches around and licks the other males asshole. This is called "The Fraser". 1: "OMFG THIS CHICK IS SO HOTT!" 2: "I KNOW I can't believe this is happening!" 1: "WTF DUDE?!?! WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME THE FRASER?!…?!?!?!?!" 2: "Dude I thought you were into that?!" 1:"God fuckin dammit I hate "The Brendan Fraser"!