Wait, no one told me that redheads jump across chasms in The Twilight Saga… I feel like such an ass having ripped it all these years without that vital information. There is a new trailer out for the next installment of The Worst Thing and I watched it. It’s funny how director David Slade can effortlessly segue from one asshole of the vampire spectrum to the other. In this trailer we get brooding young people talking about their feelings. We also get to see what Dakota Fanning looks like when deprived of food. We also get firsthand evidence that Tyler Lautner has the screen presence of an onion. Here’s the plot, for those of you who have avoided this series like a hard drive filled with child poon:
“In THE
TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE, Bella once again finds herself surrounded by
danger as Seattle is ravaged by a string of mysterious killings and a
malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge. In the
midst of it all, she is forced to choose between Edward and Jacob —
knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the struggle
between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella is confronted with the most important decision of her life.“
That decision is “Do I go to Hot Topic before or after Starbucks?”
Don’t be afraid to be astonished by this amazing trailer.
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You know for a movie franchise you guys supposedly hate so much you sure provide it with a lot of free publicity.
Mek – it happens. While I agree with you, I do enjoy their ripping, especially since I am a fan of the series. It's nice to see some anti-twilight from a place I frequent.
Cranking out 3 movies in 3 years: the true mark of quality.
Wait, holy crap… when did New Moon get released? For some reason I was thinking this would stink up fall 2010, not summer!
The more hits an article generates the better the advertising for the site. Twilight fans are puting money in Chud's pocket with their need to defend all aspects of their franchise they believe has been slighted. Chud would be crazy not to point out how faggotyass this movie is. It aint rocket science.
guys, stop running Twilight stories, they don't need more publicity.
Where's Devin to bitch about sites whiting for hits? Too busy trying to pull another article out of LA's interview with Nolan?
@ Kubrick Fan: Is your real name Brian Atene?
I am clearly on team NOT MY FUCKING DEMOGRAPHIC!!!
they need to get these movies out fast because (unlike Harry Potter) the audience for this is growing rapidly.. my niece loved Twilight when it first came out and is now sick of it because the series went in a crappy direction in the book..
Im all for Twilight posts if it allows for hilarious teen-vampire bashing.
"Twilight fans are puting money in Chud's pocket with their need to defend all aspects of their franchise they believe has been slighted." – Actually, apart from the first talkback for Nick's FUCK THIS FACE post, there's hardly been a swarm of rabid fans jumping on the site to defend their movies. Just like Devin's Dark Knight and Avatar crusades the constant efforts to goad the Twihards into repeating their tantrum ultimately reflects badly on CHUD, since it makes the site look desperate for hits. These movies suck. They're not for us. Why not use the space to talk about something better?
Wake me up when we get to the fang cesarean section and werewolf/super vampire baby love story part.
Devin's a closeted fan. We know it. he knows it
Part of the reason so many guys hate Twilight is that, here's a series that is more mysogynistic than any action movie, and yet girls (and adult, married moms) still masturbate over it, gang up on people about it and pretend it's the most romantic thing in the world.
I guess rape is in with girls, now.
Why does Chud put up articles/trailers of things they obviously dislike??? I guess Chud is like every other movie site and a page view whore.
For some wond'rous reason, that plot paragraph reads 100x better when you subsititute the word VAGINA for VAMIPRE. Try it, you'll like it.
I shop at Hot Topic… They have cool band shirts sometimes.
" the potential to ignite the struggle between vagina and werewolf"……your right Whodiddit it works!
have to admit the 1st movie was great with rifftrax
I am
So it's Doggy Style or Cold Cocking? The choices a Modern Miss has to make!
Finally, an innovative take on vampires after the same old crap over and over. Definitely looks like something worth watching.
It can't be any worse than Pattinson's current movie, "OMG 9/11!"
Gotta love that banner ad for the travelling Official Twilight Convention … lol
Twilight is awful. If True Blood came out with a movie it would destroy Twilight on so many levels. Twilight is for teenie bops that still wear their pull up diapers. True Blood is for adults with actual minds and love sex.
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