I am so excited about this. I don’t even care about the buzz or CGI or the fact they’re pushing the 3-D. I don’t care that many folks don’t care for Sam Worthington. I don’t care if Roger Ebert gives this movie “Fuck You out of Ten”…
It’s Clash of the Titans. It’s big. There are multitudes of monsters and Greek Gods and sweaty people being pulverized without remorse. Directed by the guy who had the good idea to have the Hulk kick Tim Roth across a campus. Frankly, if you don’t want to see this movie I don’t want to see you.
Folks in Atlanta, Charlotte, and Nashville are invited to join CHUD.com as we unload a promotional screening of this action adventure and I want people to make an effort to not just fire off a half-assed request as you are known to do.
You know who you are, people that forget to answer the question, just put your name and not your address, and the ones who post on the talkback thinking that has any bearing on anything. Considering the studio paid good money to rent the theater and print the tickets, we took the ample time to collect your names, sort them, and mail them to you on our dime… please give us a little effort for it. I mean, all you have to do is show up and have a good time.
Three easy questions. Try and answer them and provide your mailing address. Also, if you could, remind folks about us. We need to keep reminding people we exist. Traffic, baby!
Question One:
1. Which element of the original Clash of the Titans is most key in retaining for the remake? And don’t say Harryhausen’s work, because though I agree we live in reality and there’s no way in reality a studio would allow that to happen.
Question Two:
2. What would be a good porn spoof of Clash of the Titans?
Question Three:
3. If this is a hit, what other 80’s film of the genre would you like to see get another crack?
Clash of the Titans (1981), the last feature film from creative genius
and
special effects wizard Ray Harryhausen, is now available in dazzling
Blu-ray book packaging, with photos from the set, production notes and
more. Movie cash to see the new theatrical film being released April 2
is
also included.
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1. fight scenes
2. Clash of the titties
3. Mr. T
1.Bad Ass Gods 2. Clash of the Vaginas 3. They Live
1.) The cheesy fun of the original. 2.) Gash of the Titans. 3.) KRULL.
1. Burgess Meredith
2. Clash of the Hymens
3. Krull doth rule. Liam Neeson returns with Ergo the Magnificent.
gash of the clitons
1. The scary Medusa scene always gave me nightmares
2. Flash of the Tight Ons
3. Escape from New York
1. I hoping they keep the orginal story becouse its perfect as is yet up the graphics of course. It already was high tech when it came out. This time out will be kick ass!!! The Cracken is the best!!! more sexual tension between the charcetors. cuz it was so innocent in the first. 2. Porno title "Clash in the Tightones" 3. Hell yes got to be Platoon!!!
1.it's all about the monsters 2. Kraken-whores. 3. Dragonslayer
1. In the remake , there would have to be Perseus's travels and creatures he encounters and the story between them, like with Medusa, Pegasus, Stygian witches, and the Kraken.
2. Dash for the Tight Ones.
3. Odd as my answer is I say E.T. It was a very cute movie and most kids today have no clue who he is.
Im in Canada so this is moot, but love coming up with porno names.
1.Mythological creatures looking badass, and a good mix of them, and as long as they keep the "Release the KRAKEN!" I'm sold.
2.Clash of the Genitals, Mash of the Tight Ones.
3. Big Trouble in Little China, but without Kurt Russel it's kinda pointless.
1. remaining true to the historical significance of the film and the character's in Greek mythology 2. Clash of the Tight ones 3. Conan the destroyer
1. You gotta keep the over the top monster fight scenes. The bigger the better.
2. Ass of the Titan
3.The Thing. As disgustingly and violently remade as possible
1. The original storyline 2.Clash of the Titans: Athena Does Sparta 3. The Adventures of Baron Munchausen..with all the original corniness!
1. The characters need to remain the same only bigger and more fierce.
2. Clash of the TaTas
3.He Man Master of the Universe
I can't wait to see this movie.The trailor looks awsome
1. Personalities and traits of characters.
2. Sex of the Titans
3. Footloose? hahaha
cannot wait. It's about time.
1.real boobies 2.clash of the vag meets the jersey shore 3. Labyrinth
1.) The tension created at/in Medusa's lair. 2.) Gash of the Titan 3.) Runaway
Medusas lair (duh) ; Cunt and the Huge Glans ; hawk the slayer
1.
When Zeus commands Athena to give Perseus her owl but instead she orders Hephaestus to build a mechanical replica of Bubo for Perseus. And the scene where Bubo leads Perseus to the three blind women who tell him how to defeat the Kraken by using the head of Medusa. The creepy boat ride in the moat will be cool to see.
2.
Rash of the Carpetburn
3.Close Encounters of a Third Kind, kind of wish the TV series V would have been made into a movie, or Buck Rogers
1. Oh definitely the Medusa scene, it rocks! 2. Clash of the Tatas 3. Flash Gordon
1. None of it!!! The original bites! This one looks badass, though!
2. Keep the same title, rename characters (i.e. – Medusa, "Seduce(a), etc.)
3. Conan the Barbarian (minus Arnold, please)
1. Medusa 2. Titanic tits #17 3. The Stuff
1. I think the Monsters (Cracken) have to be authentic, with the new technology and CGI they should be able to make a real live looking cracken.
2. "Clash of the Triple Ds"
3. Since the A-Team is already coming out, how about a Big Trouble in Little China type of Sci-Fi Martial Arts Action/Comedy. I'd go see it.
Medusa scene
Cash for the tightees
The Terminator
Here are my answers
1. Medusa obviously 2. Clash of the Twats 3. The Odyssey
Men I can wait for this movie to come out imax-style. Weather I get a free screening or not i'll be there
1) You will need a handsome but strong Perseus, two stubborn, strong-willed opposing Gods, a scary looking Medusa and some very MEAN monsters. 2) Clap of the Tittans. 3) Conan the Barbarians definitely needs a remake with a FIERCE person to take Grace Jones place.
1. The action and fight scenes. You have to keep Medusa in there. 2. Clash of the Tight Ends 3. Tron
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I loved the first movie & this one even looks better. Can hardly wait for this one.
action scenes
clash of the hymens
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1.Keep the original story! 2.Clit and a Tight- Ass! 3.Krull
1. The Storyline 2. Clash of the Clits 3. The Odyssey
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1. Didnt see it was born in 84. 2. Ass of the TIT-ans. 3. GOONIES
1. Story line for nostalgic movie goers 2. Ass of the Tight-Ones 3. He-Man
1. They need to keep the great color and action in the previous.
2. Ass of the Titans (Caligula)
3. Hellraiser
1) Good fight sequences
2) Clash of the Tight Ends
3) Flash Gordon
1. The spectacular color. 2. Flash of the Titans. 3. Ghost Busters
1. compelling fight sequences / showcase their Godly powers 2. Clash of the tighties 3. Flash Gordon!
Can't wait to see it
1) The Kracken
2) Clash of the Melons
3) Sinbad
1)Epic battles with all the creatures 2) Clas from the past 3) Big Trouble Little China. So cheesy yet so cool
I have a question for the people who have received passes for a previous screening. Do they email you telling you if you won/are getting the tickets. Are do they just mail them to you?
1. The fight with the scorpions
2. Nude Bash of the Titans
Question Three:
3. Conan The Barbarian
1) Medusa, Calibos, Pegasus, The Oracle witches.
2) Slash of the TightOnes
3) Remake Jason and the Argonauts
1. Kracken and Medusa
2. Crack 'n Medusa
3. ET
1) Creatures and Monsters
2) Ass of the Titans
3) Cyborg
1. Medusa and the Kracken
2. Clash of the Trojans
3. CONAN THE DESTROYER
OR THE NEVERENDING STORY
1. Medusa's head used to defeat the Kraken
2. Zeus' MILFs
3. Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger
1.You have to have the love affair
2.Clash of a Threesome
3.Goonies
1. the mythical creatures, 2. Flash of the Tight Buns, 3. Ladyhawke
1. the monster fight scenes
2. clash of the tit an asses
3.E.T.
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