I figured in addition to the large List of
Dumb
columns that run a couple
of
times a month it’d be good to give folks a
daily dose, since
there’s
absolutely no shortage of dumb shit out there
in the world.
Help
keep this thing going by sending your DUMBS to me
through THIS
LINK.
Also,
please spread the word through your Tweets and Facebook and
MySpace
updates.
Though CHUD.com’s not for everyone, stuff like this is!
03/18 – “Did
someone close to you eat a Fun Dip recently…”
Photo by Brian
Costello.
“You will go on a spree.”
“Spree, the delightful hard candy. You tart card has been read. That’ll be twenty dollars. Have a sweetened day.”
The tarot asshole should have first looked into the present as they proofread their copy.
Then they should have looked into the future and seen that they’re in a dumb profession.
Then they should have looked into the past and seen where they fucked up and became a tarot asshole instead of a man.
Then they should have looked further into the future as they filed their income taxes in sadness just as their limited customer base filled out their own income taxes and pondered suicide while they try to figure out how to classify spending their money on a tarot asshole. Since there’s no space on the form for ‘frivolous bogus expenses on faux magic’, to avoid shame they just list it as child porn expenses.
Then they should look further into the future and told me when we’ll be fighting aliens made of glass in hoverchairs. Even if they’re fake, that’s information I personally need.
8 comments
Thankfully we were spared a 3/17 dumb a day. When will you let this thing die the death it so rightly deserves Nick? Is it just stubborness now? Half the website has broken links, its thursday and you don't even have the movies that are going to be released tomorrow up on the homepage, let alone reviews for those movies. The site is going down quicker than a drunk fat girl on prom nite and you are dicking around with your iphone coming up with hacky comedy. Get the website running the way it should and get that tubby, hairy reporter of yours to get his sugar ass in gear and then you can tell all the cheesy, hacky unfunny jokes you want. Other than that big fan!
#1–Your humor is broken. This was one of the best Dumbs a Day (Dumb a Days?DaDs)in a while.
I can see what's coming out tomorrow on Fandango. I come here for movie news and humor…and that's what I get.
I used to think that A Dumb a Day was the feature where Nick posted a picture and some humor referring to it. But it's not. It's 'Chudfan' and his daily comments on the site.
Btw, love everything about the site including The Steady Leak stuff like A Dumb a Day. And that's coming from a true CHUD FAN. Keep up the great work!
Wow, chudfan is a douche. Listen, I agree about the verification to post. It sucks. I agree that devin needs a 105th trimester abortion, but do not dis the beard…. Sigh… Error posting comment. You did not correctly copy the letters from the verification image.
Great. Keep it up, Nick.
It's simply too difficult to steer the site back towards being one that celebrates what it loves about movies when there are so many "dumb" things to photograph, "mediocre" films to acknolwedge, and side projects to pimp.
ChudFan realizes that he DOESN'T have to click on "Dumb A Day" if he doesn't want to read it, right? Just because the link is there, doesn't mean you have to use it.
Actually, this applies to the "internet" as well, ChudFan. Just because it's there…….
Is every "Dumb A Day" the funniest thing since Grandma fell and broke her hip? No…but I enjoy most of them, and if they aren't funny, well then, is that really the end of the world?
And, on a final note, ChudFan….here's a li'l tip……if you must read every "Dumb A Day" and bitch about it, at least try to be funny in your observations.
On second thought….that's a terrible idea. Just go away.
lol
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