Saga: Eclipse about? Don’t look to this poster for
any clues – it seems to be about a trio of people hanging out in the
fog. I don’t know that this is the most generic, uninteresting,
unevocative poster of all time, but it’s surely close. Like, right in
the top three.
It’s just the three leads staring out
into space! I guess that with this property you don’t need to really
‘sell’ it to the fanbase, but how about giving them something that
doesn’t look like one of those shitty 4.99 posters they sell at places
like Hot Topic? I feel like Summit’s whole team was still hungover from
winning the Oscar with Hurt Locker and realized they had to get a
poster out fast, and
this is what they ended up with.





21 comments
Look at her face.
LOOK AT IT!!
It's like two different photos of her face were stitched together…
This is truly an awful poster.
It's her eyes… looking like Forest Whitaker's kid.
And why is it all beginning in the third movie in the series?
Soon all this Twilight crap will be all over right? I'll readily admit that I've not read any of the books or seen the films but boy am I sooo tired of it. Even a friend's daughter who is well into all thing vampire right now and has read the books has the good sense to admit that The Lost Boys is still her fave vampire film.
Fucking hell who the hell wants to spend more than 2 hours with these miserable cunts?
The most unappealing repulsive film cast on earth
Id much rather a poster posing all 3 of them biting the curb with Ed Norton up in the air with a mutated 3rd leg coming down on top of them.
Id see that
Are these all look-a-likes?
So… It's like the NEW MOON poster, but with a different tint effect. I'm impressed.
The Twilight posters always had one foot in the Uncanny Valley, but this…guh.
Really — it looks like her face was photoshopped into the head. WTF.
That looks really shitty haha which, of course, makes me happy.
i am suing
Kristen Stewart is a vaccum of personality. Just look at those "I hope you like stories about shopping for cardigans and drinking coffee indoors when it's snowing" eyes. Get to close and you'll end up feeling like the guy who gets sucked into the drain in The Blob(Johnny Drama Edition). Taylor whatever his name his could teach her a thing or two about the benefits of taking off your shir…… aw who really wants to see….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Her fucking eyebrows don't even match! The marketing department probably thought that the movie is going to sell a billion tickets no matter what they do, so why put in any effort?
even in the poster she's a pothead.
those guys look more high maintenance than most chicks in hollywood.. not to mention totally uninterested in chicks..
I…I'm wearing the same shirt and undershirt as the dude on the left… w…what does that mean? I'm scared! Everybody hates these movies. WHY IS HE WEARING MY CLOTHES!?? Oh God!
Is it just me or does the guy on the right look like he has Down's Syndrome?
the guy on the left looks like a f**cking junkie…….
Three-word description, L – R: Douche. Douch. Cunt.
I think this is actually the poster to promote the "Generation Y is Fucked in the Head" exhibit at Madam Tussauds.
I hereby declare that the guy on the right be known as "Koalapig".
This is myers87's best work yet.
Comments are shown as archived from the original site; new comments are closed.