I figured in addition to the large List of
Dumb
columns that run a couple
of
times a month it’d be good to give folks a
daily dose, since
there’s
absolutely no shortage of dumb shit out there
in the world.
Help
keep this thing going by sending your DUMBS to me
through THIS
LINK.
Also,
please spread the word through your Tweets and Facebook and
MySpace
updates.
Though CHUD.com’s not for everyone, stuff like this is!
03/24 – Urine Trouble.
Photo by Justin Matthews, submitted by Andrea Rothe.
POSITION WANTED: Artist to draw signs of the following: (clockwise) A Tiny Penised Man waiting for a Water Weird to finish its tirade; Werewolf relief; The Penitent Shit Shouter in all his glory; Rodin’s lesser known ‘The Stinker’.
In all seriousness, there needs to be very explicit instructions on how to use the toilet as judging by my experiences in public restrooms. Men [and from I’ve been told, women] abandon all semblance of couth, manners, and civility in public restrooms. Piss, shit, and THE UNKNOWN is everywhere.
In all silliness, there’s a penis on a sign! Amazing. Also, most signs exist because a human being did something to warrant the sign. At some instance in the past*, someone made piss in the direction of everything but the water. Someone went dogpiss, most likely not nearly as well as I do. Someone pissed vomit from their mouth, and someone casually squatted on the seat and bid adieu to their leavings. Someone did these four thing at one establishment. I almost feel bad for the place.
I also want to do a Piss Handstand there just so they need to head to the sign shop again.
13 comments
@Gwei Lo,
One good giggle dost not make one funny.
Cut it out, Nick. Stop being a lazy fuck and hit us with the good shit like old times sake.
Yeah, that second "do not" picture is very confusing. Is it supposed to mean "don't let your dog pee here" or "don't pee here like your dog would"?
Comment #1 confuses me. Also, if you have to be told to not stand on a toilet, you should also be told to not breathe.
Comment #1 confuses you because the cowards at Chud deleted all the previous comments except one. Of course they could not even get that right and left a comment referring to a comment that was deleted. Whoever deleted the comments is not only a complete tool but also a giant fucktard who can't even get censorship right!
I'm sure the deleted comments were full of insight and were deeply important to the human race.
Thats not the point hank. I think most people would agree that if we must have these comment sections that they should leave the negative comments up as well as the ones singing the praises of the author.
Agree with comment #6 wholeheartliy
…and I'm sure people taking time to name themselves stuff like "Hankswhoremother" and "Hanksvagina" is indicative of quality posting that should NEVER be removed.
Good point boo!
Yeah, I used to be comment #1, but I got deleted. Have no idea why though, I said I thought it was funny and it "gave me a good giggle"! I think I started it off "before people barge in here to tell you you're not funny". Maybe that was it.
You guys all realize that people who don't usually post here still read the comments… and laugh at you. A lot. PLEASE keep posting. The revelation that people like you all are out there makes us all feel so much better about ourselves.
Unknown user is right we are laughing at the comments. Only problem is we are suppose to be laughing at the dumb a days, unfortunately they are incredibly lame!
I am laughing at unknown user right now!! HAHA
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