Sony is really looking to stack the deck (get it? Get it? STACK?) when it comes to the The Smurfs movie. Sure, most grown up males wouldn’t want to go see this movie… until they get a load of Sofia Vergara in 3D. The star of ABC’s very funny Modern Family has signed on to the film to play a character that sounds like it could be a touch villainous. According to Heat Vision she’s playing ‘a powerful executive at a high-end French cosmetics company who is the boss of the live-action character played by Neil Patrick Harris.’ Does this mean we could be getting a subplot where cosmetics are tested on Smurfs? That, more than hotties in 3D, would get me in the door.
Vergara is a Colombian model who has made a number of crummy movies and appeared in some crummy TV shows. Modern Family has given her a chance to not only show a new level of talent but also to canoodle with Ed O’Neil.
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I'm more than a little ashamed that I remember this, but I recall in the Smurfs cartoons one or more of the non-Gargamel antagonists were female villains who need Smurfs as ingredients in beauty potions. (The Smurfs used to freak me out as a little kid because the bad guys were always trying to cook them or whatever.)
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Forget this Smurfs nonsense. She needs to play Wonder Woman.
Forget this Smurfs nonsense. She needs to pose nude.
"Modern Family has given her a chance to not only show a new level of talent" LOL Yeah I can see both of her so-called "talents"
I will like to semen on her brest… also THIS MOVEIS WILL MAKE MILION OF DOLAR!!!1
Like really. Check out "Fifteen Percent." Her monologue and profile scenes are comedic brilliance.
Who the Hell is this movie for anyway??? It's one thing for Batman or Iron Man to be a little more adult oriented (i.e. intense action/sex appeal), but isn't the Smurfs the very DEFINITION of a children's cartoon??? Katy Perry…Sofia Vergara…NPH…Quentin Taratino…WTF? Are they making a stoner film or something? WIll Papa Smurf have a full frontal scene???
so beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sofia Vergara is the perfect fit for Wonder Woman.
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