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04/22 – And the winner of ‘Most Deserving of a Rearending’ is…
Photo by Nick Nunziata.
Never thought you’d see those words together, did you? At a church no less. Folks, the lines between reality and some alternate universe phase shift where somehow the South won the war and all black things exploded has blurred in some parts of the United States’ nether regions.
Color me baffled at the desire of folks to obsess over the Civil War at all. Color me mystified that I still see bumper stickers on vehicles [typically mud-encrusted trucks] that mention the war, whether it be the mindbendingly dumb “The South will Rise Again” shit or some sort of sour grapes lunacy about how much “Yankees Suck”, and not the team. Wait, don’t color me. Don’t want to piss off the sixth generation mulleted son of a slave owner. He did not vote for Obama.
What would happen at a Civil War dinner theater? Never mind. My tiny mind already hurts from it.
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So you have no understadning of how the law works then? Excellent.
His granddaughter wouldn't be his ancestor, she'd be his descendant
What they said. The key to good snark is making sure you aren't more stupid than the people you are making fun of.
Would have been funnier if you Photoshopped Al Lewis' pic in the newspaper photo. This guy actually looks like a fucked-up James Garner.
Spot on 1, 2, and 3. Though, I will admit, I thought is was silly when then news kept calling the guy who shot several people in front of several other people the "alleged fort hood shooter". Still, that's the law.
Yeah, seriously. The only thing dumb here is how desperately you're having to stretch to find things to include. The bottom of the barrel is a distant fond memory as far as this feature is concerned. Why do so many great Chud columns run out of steam after a few entries while this withered husk of comedy keeps shambling along?
Who the fuck are you guys, Grandpa's legal defense, or some tit burning advocacy group trolling around?
lol
No #7, in the fucking ole wonderful land of the USA, they have this thing called 'Innocent til proven guilty', infact most civilised countries have it, hence why you have to be referenced as 'alleged' in relation to a crime. Seriously this is the dumbest fucking Chud article I've ever read. Who proofread this shit?
Why didn't you point out that Grandpa is in quotes? Is he some guy going around pretending to be a grandparent?
lol. ancestors. is this turning into a meta thing nick? where the dumb a day column actually shows up as a dumb of the day? seriously, cut this shit and go back to writing about movies.
LOL! Yes rise my children, rise! Let the outrage at the ineptitude of these Dumb a Days fill your hearts with rage. Follow me to the promised land, a land where this website is competently run, a land where a website about movies is actually about movies, a website where lame limp dicked humor is chastised instead of praised! Soon my children, very soon. The time draws near!
I remember when I liked these. You're trying way too hard.
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