HA! they stuffed the toes of those boots with meat.

meatmeatmeatmeatmeat.

that's what a great sword is all about. deep penetration.

that's what she said.

you'll praise my name.

i can't believe i just watched the whole thing.

And it makes a great gift, don't it.

The best part is the look these guys give to the camera after slicing something. I'm totally emailing this to everyone I know. Thanks for this. Every so often I'm all "screw watch this now" and then you give me something like this. Awesome.

"An enormous advantage in any fight"? WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL THESE SWORD FIGHTS AND WHY HAS NOBODY INVITED ME. Seriously, who the hell is this guy's target demo, Christopher Lambert?

CROM!

Huh speaking of out of shape middle aged guys…

Check out their video for the sword cane. The perfect defense if you're attacked by an army of butterball turkeys.

That's a nice pork sword!

"it cuts it slices it stabs, now excuse me, i am about to have a heart attack GASP GASP CLUTCH THUD" LOL I love this video I can't believe I watched the whole 9 minutes. If I were to choose the best part 6:45-7:00 I love the slo-mo. Yeah show that garbage can full of lime jello mix!!! Thanks Devin

Someone should tells these guys about a new invention called a gun.

@ 4:55 – "if you're strong enough to wield it, it's an enormous advantage in any fight". LOL…cause everytime i'am about to throw down against some punks, I always think "damn, i wish I had a sword"

The vaguely-Black-Sabbath rock track really makes it work.
As a member of a fencing team, let me tell you, the entire "sword world" is filled with these annoying, fat middle-aged douchebags. They're the same as the gun-nuts in their vision of faux-machismo, just not as practical.

This is fucking hilarious, I know people who would by this and there just as sad as this guy. I must say though if I had a job where i just demolished shit with a giant sword, I'd be a pretty happy camper.

Somewhere, Clancy Brown is kicking himself for blowing these guys off and taking that Lost gig.

Look everyone! Devin is pointing out how stupid white people are again! Gotta love white guilt, it's amazing!

Best laugh of my day, Devin. "Don't be ripped off by my competitors that'll sell you absolute junk that'll break in half… and hurtcha!"

Ahhhh, Cold Steel how I love you. These guys make some great cutlery for competitive prices. If you think this guy is fat you should see the owner. On the free dvd…yeah I said dvd, go order it NOW he climbs a plywood wall with two of their pocket folders.

Hey, I think the little-big dude with the mustache is hot.

That pig didn't stand a chance!

This started off slowly, but he won me over. I don't know exactly why, but this is some watchable stuff.

"Mmm, yes…look how thick it is…how thick…"

Did they really show off the power a sword has to pop a balloon? hahaha

Say what you want about how cheesy it is, it works as an advertisement. I watched the whole thing, and ended up sort of craving my very own greatsword.

I think they invented this already. it's called the axe.

Wish this happened to the guy…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzV6J3SQ8Qs

All I can hear when watching these Cold Steel videos is "I am immortal! I have inside me blood of Kings!"

Dammit, now I just want barbecue

Trip Fisk would like to supply a cautionary word to these fellows…

I thought this was going to be footage from Robin Hood.

couldn't make it thru the whole thing (good lord, I've got things to do!) but I loved the fat guy's wardrobe change (a different shirt and tie?!?!) so he can cleave a vicious plywood opponent to the breast bone! Falstaff, ye be!

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Am I the only one who thinks the guy with the tie sorta has the same moves as the Star Wars kid?