Ain’t It Cool News just debuted the “Illegal” trailer for Machete, coming to us on this fine Cinco De Mayo. Looks like Arizona might have just fucked with the wrong Mexican.
You’ll finally get to see nearly all of the utterly insane supporting cast in action here, including De Niro hamming it up with a silly accent. A good chunk of the footage seems to have been taken from the original Grindhouse trailer- wonder how much they shot for that thing?
Anyway, check it out here and join the revolution.





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Wow. Could this flick look any awesomer??? Supporting cast looks awesome too. Hell even Jessica Albas typical laconic line delivery works! This and the Expendebles may be the two greatest movies ever made if they can live up to their trailers!
That looks like an hilariously violent good time.
love the "introducing Don Johnston"
This looks great, like a Mexican Black Dynamite…as far as the political stuff…
They will keep invading the USA, using tolerance as lubricant until they have the political pull to change all the laws to their ethnicity's favor. "O Plata O Plomo" will be the new motto of the United States of Latin America!
It is too late to stop them, they have infiltrated every aspect of American culture. Why do you think they taught you Spanish on Sesame Street? It is the WAY OF THE FUTURE
WAY OF THE FUTURE
WAY OF THE FUTURE
WAY OF THE FUTURE
@verner: you're horribly misled.
This looks cool! I like how they've managed to incorporate footage they shot years ago!
@Lucass: It's called satire. Can't wait to see how many Starbucks sipping "brights" this continues to raise the ire of…
A big fuck off to poster number 4. The line in the trailer that says 'we didn't cross the border, the border crossed us' is true. Your post insinuates that america is only for white people, that laws should not be inclusive of other ethnicities. Its people like you who perpetuate fear that people with privilege are getting 'taken over', like if gay people can get married, straight people are losing something. Seriously, George Carlin was right. Can't we just take a state where we send all the fucked up racist people and stick YOU in a fenced in space? And watch you on Pay Per View?
@Dumber Dick: Actually I'm Native American. Over the years I've learned one thing, tolerance is overrated.
Now, GET OFF MY LAWN
BTW – I'm putting people in cage and watching them for free, right now.
Hey #7, trotting out "racist" was a classy move on your part. Although you have no problem with people defying our laws, your compassion apparently knows many bounds. I laughed pretty hard at #4's comments, because they sounded like a joke, but if he was overly serious (as I can see you are) then he's also nuts. Borders, those slippery little devils, have been moving around for centuries and will surely continue to do so. If you don't want to be on the wrong side of one, you need to hold on to it. I guess the people saying, "we didn't cross the border, the border crossed us" should have worked a little harder at holding it. I'm curious how people fared who were on the wrong side of a border that the Roman Empire "moved." BTW, this Grindhouse style is shit. It's nostalgia for a style that was barely there, and what was there was really pretty bad.
"a style that was barely there, and what was there was really pretty bad"
Sums up Rodriguez pretty well.
Sorry. Had to say it.
As far as the "we didn't cross the border, the border crossed us" line… the US won that territory fair and square, over the bodies of dead Mexicans. If Mexico wants it back, or the Indians for that matter, they can fight us for it. But since they need the US (Mexicans and Indians) for their very survival in this day and age, war is not going to happen. I got an idea: why don't you clean up the economy of your own country so you don't have to risk your life crossing the border? Oh, that's right, the US wants to keep them "status quo" so that they will never be a military threat to us in the future…
Great poster there too. @Verner – FOX News/Glen Beck killed satire. Even the Daily Show hasn't found an effective antidote to the New Crazy.
I was gonna go see this til Jessica Alba showed her dumbass face.
@Dirty Mexican aka Starlight: Americans, particularly the ones you identify with, never won a fair fight in their existence, hence the invention of the atom bomb and their current scrambling to prevent a level playing field. You rally around your ethnicity like a sports fan, as if their victories or defeats have fuck all to do with you. It's about as dumb as if I, an African American, take part in some pride over the Great Pyramids, a feat no Anglo can even replicate yet understand. Speaking of dumb, your US military is over 15% Hispanic and rising yearly. That's a brilliant way to oppress people, train them in your warfare and give them access to weapons. That'd be as dumb as if your military trained and armed terrorists; oh, that's right, they did that already. By the mid-century, according to your brightest, you might be living on a reservation. AINT THE FUCK U GONNA DO BOUT IT
That's why you're Starlight baby.
Try sneaking north into Mexico. Two years in prison and the a one way ticket out of Mexico. As for the hispanic population increasing in the us, it's not all illegal. I GOT no problem with legal immigrants. It's the illegal ones, whether from Mexico, Russia, France, Germany or even Canada. We aready got enough pecker heads, do it the legal way like my folks did, or stay the fuck out. We do have work visas programs. Mexico gets a lot of them. But they get paid at least minimum wage. Illegals often get less.
I just want to know when the thing is being released…
Does Hank Schrader end up reversing into Machete before putting a wadcutter in his brain-pan?
At least America can't defend its borders without being screamed at as being racist by delusional cretins. What a naive and childish country we live in. "Laws make people sad, we must ignore them waaaaaaaaaaa"
as stupid as any michael bay movie yet here we all are cheering it on.
hypocrites
Fuck you, joseph.
This looks like a whole great load of awesome, toungue-in-cheek fun. The fact that RobRod actually got some brainless Rush-bots annoyed with his Mexploitation makes it even better.
What a gas.
I'll be there opening day.
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