wow. I weep for our species.

"How does it feel to be the new American Idol?" "LIKE SHIT! 'CAUSE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!" Hahaha this was pretty much my mom's reaction too. Fuck that show.

So, yeah. Maybe that whole global warming thing isn't such a bad idea.

This can help spread the message that if you buy into a shit lifestyle, here is what you could become.

Insert timely 9-11 joke here.

America is doomed.

And shirtless (possibly drunk) Dad is there to twist the knife. "I told you!" Eegads.

wow and the rest of this guys youtube videos are him killing things…swell family

LOL. Americans.

So that's what, 5 years away from 'Go 'way! Baitin'!"

you know this was your reaction to the lost finale, devin 🙂

was she preying? omg.

@10-yeah, but those Buttfuckers are good burgers.

I'm sincerely hoping that she had a lot of money riding on the outcome, because nothing else can rationally explain that reaction. America is doomed if we can't find a way to dislodge the creepy, overweight losers who are waaaaaaay to emotionally invested in "reality TV" and send them adrift in the ocean. Is that pollution?

Brawndo's got what plants crave, its got electrolytes.

"Oh my God my life is ruined!"

@14 No. It'll be a nice reverse on the Red Lobster all-you-can-eat buffet.

I got chills watching that. I live in the Inland Empire, CA. Those could be my neighbors.

But spending tons of time writing about Lost and blockbuster movies on CHUD is a life well spent.

Should not be allowed to procreate or leave the house.

This and the oil spill would never have happened if a Muslim Kenyan wasn't in office. We need to take our country back. Oooooh saaaaay caaaan youuuuuuu seeeeeeee…

mum!

So which horror movie is this a trailer for?

The Stepmother.

America makes me laugh, if Matrix was here he would laugh too.

This is why our country is doomed, not because of the oil spill or Healthcare. She gets free medical from the government to feed here diabetic lifestyle. Pathetic.

It's odd how Devin only has sympathy for people who have been "failed by the system" when they're urban and violent.

@ #12 wait, who was she PREYING upon, she doesn't look can prey upon anything living, only prepackaged foods.

This video has sent my soul to a dark place.

Mike Judge's Idiocracy stumbles every stupidly nearer reality…

Not being snarky, but isn't this why CHUD has blogs? Post the YouTube memes there and save the front page for actual news.

@#19: I know which sort of fat loser I'd rather be. What about you? You're here too brainiac.