JoBlo has an exclusive look at the new Expendables poster. I like it: simple, to the point. Basically it looks like the group induction photo for the Badass Hall Of Fame Class of ’10. It doesn’t have quite the panache of the previous poster, but when you have a lineup like this, you don’t need it. Too bad that Arnold couldn’t have been in it in a bigger way. Really hoping the film pulls it off.
Now all we need is the retro version of this poster: Steve McQueen, Lee Marvin, Charles Bronson, Bruce Lee, Robert De Niro (pre-new millennium) Al Pacino (pre-Great Ass!), Chuck Norris (pre Walker), Seagal, Van Damme, Fred Williamson, Jim Brown and James Caan.
Then there’s the, uh…junior varsity class photo: Don Wilson, Jeff Speakman, Michael Dudikoff, Sasha Mitchell, David Bradley, Marc Singer and Jim Kelly.
Mr. Congeniality goes to Steve James.
The Expendables opens on August 13th. You can click over to Joblo for more details and click the image to see the whole thing.
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this would be cool if it wasn't the most photoshopped photoshop that ever photoshopped.
Rourke's plastic surgery face is photoshopped in kind of poorly. Wrong size or height, or something.
The most badass man in the movie isn't even in the poster. Nogueira tops all those in the badass department.
Jason Statham lol
Also for the J.V. squad: Cynthia Rothrock, Mark DeCascos, Bolo Leung, Ralf Moeller, and Gary Daniels (who actually has a bit part in Expendables). Expect these guys to all turn up in the DTV mockbuster "The Disposables" or something similar.
Never mention Bruce Lee's name and Seagal's in the same sentence, never.
Nothing against Van Damme, but did you really mention his and Seagal's name in the same breath as Charles Bronson, Steve McQueen and Lee Marvin? Hell, Chuck Norris doesn't even belong in that company. Jim Brown yes, Fred Williamson maybe.
This is awesome, it's Last Action Hero's Danny Madigan's wet dream.
Jeez, are Rourke and Willis drawn with a pencil?!
Surprised on the lack of love for Treat Williams.
#8 – I was just wondering the same thing
Um you forgot Clint Eastwood, the most badass man to ever walk the earth
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