The guys who inflicted Date Movie and Epic Movie and a bunch of other shit on us are back with Vampires Suck, a parody of Twilight that actually looks like it may make us fond for Twilight.
Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg are, without a doubt, the worst filmmakers working in the mass release world. And this movie will, without a doubt, make a bunch of money. Maybe I should have called this article ‘Fuck you, 13 year olds and stoners.’
Here’s the horrible trailer.
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i hate life.
Fuck the world.
"The harder it sucks" Indeed.
Fuck everything.
I feel so dirty 🙁
i actually laughed at some of that
I can't wait to miss it!
There is no god.
Won't watch, but still raging.
I think "self-loathing" best describes what I'm feeling for having watched that.
Re-read article title 10 times. That is all…
I'm having a good day – why on Earth would I ruin it by clicking "play" here?
Thanks, but no thanks.
It can't be any worse than Alice in Wonderland.
hey, now, im a true blue stoner and the only movie im looking to see is inception…not everybody gets high to giggle at stupid shit, some of us get high to giggle at awesome shit while our brains explode
'Fuck you, 13 year olds and stoners.' Hey now, don't be insulting the morons that post in the Politics Forum like that.
I….laughed at the Black Eyed Peas joke. I'm so sorry everyone. I'll stab myself in the knee with a knife at atonement.
I need a Uwe Boll movie now…..
I find that trailer is on equal footing with Twilight. Both are horrible.
Actually, "Disaster Movie" (their last release) tanked, so maybe, just MAYBE the people that made their previous films hits are starting to figure it out. Also, not that they're the ones that made it, but I'm still trying to figure out how "TransylMania", the last parody/spoof/or whatever it was being passed off as that was trying to cash in on "Twilight", made it into theaters. From what I saw of it, it was shittier than I could imagine, and I hope that whoever financed it went bankrupt by spending the extra money to get that thing a theatrical release.
and also, i love how they don`t trust anyone to get ANY of the gags or references on their own. someone shows up acting like/vaguely looking like someone else and another character/imitator says "hey, it`s _________!". every. fucking. time…
there isn't enough pot on this planet to give me the giggles and laugh at any part of that trailer.
Every cunt's a sourpuss these days.
Looks hilarious, can't wait.
There is a God and he hates us.
…wait. that wasn't the Breaking Dawn trailer?
Seriously don't put this on stoners, even we hate this shit.
It's like watching two mentally retarded people point a camera at a bunch of other mentally retarded people dressed up in whatever costumes are appropriate, and then they just film the resulting chaos. Never have been funny, never will be funny. The End.
You know, personally I wouldn't mind a movie that makes fun of the shitty teen vampires that are so commonly seen on television/movies. God knows they deserve it. However these guys don't really understand how to make a parody. All that trailer does is show lame pop culture references and jokes about Twilight that has been done so much better.
No "Fuck You, Michael Bay" yet?
Uwe Boll exists, but these guys are somehow worse.
looks like another abomination, but fuck, i laughed at the black eyed peas joke
Devin, even us stoners won't get behind this. Season 2 of superjail on the other hand…
I liked this trailer when it was in Tropic Thunder….
Do not insult the stoners, we are a mighty but lazy group. We'll like do something, later, or something…..hehehe, Black Eyed Peas.
My favorite thing about these movies is, "Hey! It's Alice in Wonderland!" (or Iron Man or somebody) and immediately they get hit by a truck or a meteor falls on them or they fall in a hole. I can never get tired of movie after movie after movie where they do that exact scenario ten times in each movie.
any word on whether or not this will be in 3D?
What, no Avatar spoof?
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