There’s some dumb shit out there. We photograph it. So do you, so please
send your DUMBS to me through THIS
LINK.
7/19 – They didn’t even try.
Photo by Darrell Ford.
“Congrats on getting approved for you $92 business loan.”
“Fuck my entire plane of being.”
“Sir, you are living the American Dream. You are the delivery of the dreams of all those brave souls who ventured to Ellis Island and beyond. How does it feel?”
“Does this business loan come with a suicide gun?”
“What name would you like on the license?”
“I don’t give a rat’s pussy what it says. It’s a cheap store with some godforsaken re-purposed gifts. Probably hurt sales if I call it ‘Goodbye Cruel World’. Fucking put ‘Gifto’ there. I don’t care. It sounds like ‘Gitmo’. People got tortured there. They’re going to get tortured here. And go to Hell while you’re at it.”
5 comments
OMG this is bad. By bad I mean absolute shite. By absolute shite I mean a fucking accountant could pepper in more funny than you Nick. Its about as funny as a chimp ass raping a corpse.
Is this where you shop for items for your friend-o
What? Where's the Vampire from 30 Days of Night? RIPOFF!
Oh great another dumb of the day! Oh, no it's a dumb of the . . . week? Month? Nope, turns out this column is just DUMB! Does anyone even read what nick writes below the picture?
Everytime I read what Nick writes below the picture, my eyes bleed. Stick to movie news, and tell your non-jokes to your friends who are nice enough to give you a courtesy laugh before turning away, rolling their eyes and vomiting.
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