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The climax to one of the worst games in Nintendo history.
Jason proves he doesn’t always kill the black guy first.
On this hallowed day we must give praise and tribute to America’s favorite indestructible retard… Jason Voorhees.
In honor of Crystal Lake’s angry son, I present to you handsome people a myriad of Jason related goodness for your leisure’s pleasure.
Feast!
The climax to one of the worst games in Nintendo history.
Hey, help save the environment with Jason!
A handy chart of all of Jason’s kills. Check out the full version over at National Post.
SAGG, the artist who made the above brilliance, has alerted us to an addendum featuring the kills from the reboot. Feast!
Jason proves he doesn’t always kill the black guy first.
Let Jason hold your keys!
My humble Halloween pumpkin.
My humble Halloween pumpkin.
A scene from Jason’s performance of Death of a Salesman.
This selection would not be complete without a link to one of CHUD’s most delightful installments, Devin’s “10 Days of 13.”
Have a wonderful day. Jason loves you.
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Then there's this illustration I did of the evolution of Jason I did in 2005.
http://www.cityonfire.com/dano/Jasonwip.jpg
Nice – this is exactly the kind of lighthearted throwaway articles this site needs. Thank you for an alternative to self-important "this is why we love films" wanks and elitist rants on unimportant issues. Bonus: no telling us what to watch, and not a single mention of Scott Pilgrim. Nice work.
Or this awesome t-shirt:
http://www.redbubble.com/people/tmhoran/t-shirts/3697691-1-jason-voorhees
Dan Jackson: That was cool, thanks for sharing.
I'm screening part I & II in my home theater. Can't wait!!
Holy fuck. That's one awesome pumpkin.
Am I being too much of a nerd in pointing out that there are a couple of masks missing in the first pic? Sure, it might have been taken before the re-make, but there were actually TWO different masks in part 5 (dream sequence!), though I couldn't honestly tell you if they just re-used the one from 4. I'll shut up about that now. The shot of Jason defeated at the end of the video game seems to be missing birds flying around his head or something. It looks THAT goofy. I'm surprised that there hasn't been a Friday the 13th or Nightmare on Elm Street video game in the last 20 years, as Nightmare in particular would fit in well in the survival horror genre.
Man, that chart is amazing. I really hope that is becomes available in poster form soon.
Good article here, just the kind of thing I want to read in the morning. Nice work 8)
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