I can’t even imagine what it’s like to be an actor forced to spend a day or two on the phone, calling in to shitty morning radio shows or talking to idiots like me. I imagine it might make one snap. It certainly did that to Ving Rhames, who is harrassed equally by piranhas and publicist Lauren Feldenstein while doing a press call to promote Piranha 3D. It sounds like he found a way to keep himself amused.

Thanks to Jimmy for the link.