While morons get worked up about a mosque near Ground Zero, nobody is paying attention to the real horror in our midst: Vampires Suck. The latest film from the human crab lice duo of Friedberg and Seltzer, Vampires Suck takes on the Twilight phenomenon. And it’ll make money. Plenty of it – much more than its meager budget, anyway. Why? Because of assholes like the people featured in the video below. If you know one of these people, please ostracize them:





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That truly depressed me.
Thank you for your hate. I can't stand these assholes either.
Euthanize, don't ostracize.
You mean morons like the 9/11 families who think it's just a wee bit insensitive?
Dickhead.
I teach High School, and the kids are really excited about this movie. It's really, really depressing.
So, these guys sold their soul to the devil to have a successful film career?
Too bad a different group of assholes couldnt make Scott Pilgrim a success! Ahh internet nerds, always bitching about someone they think is not as cool as them (and then actually complaining when the world picks on them). LOL
I love a good spoof movie which makes the success of Friedberg and Seltzer even that more frustrating to watch. David Zucker – we know you're right wing, put your politics aside and please come back to us. You're needed now more than ever.
These people were paid, right? There must have been prizes at least. There's no way people voluntarily dressed up and acted like that out of love for the material. Please tell me this wasn't spontaneous, grassroots fandom.
Stop being such a goddamn snob.
"While morons get worked up about a mosque near Ground Zero" yeah love how you work in the political bullshit. Enjoy that white guilt, buddy. Now I'm glad this movie will make more than Scott Pilgrim.
Morons getting worked up… I know you're just trying to work us morons up further by writing that but fuck it– a mosque near ground zero remains a monumental asshole move.
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This shit ACTUALLY has a fanbase?
Fine Twilight has the little tweens and soccer moms, but who goes to see a shitty parody of a shitty movie. A part of me just hopes their entire audience is just being paid and it's all a part of a marketing thing, and then another part realizes people really are becoming that dumb and happy with mediocrity.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE!?!
Why…wha…gluuu
I think I just had a stroke.
Yikes, how right you are, Devin — it made over $4M on its opening day. You know what's scarier? Everyone in the video will be of legal voting age by the next Presidential election!
I'll laugh SO hard when Vampires Suck outgrosses Scott Pilgrim, both of which I will never see! Do you know why net critics love Scott Pilgrim? Because they fucking look like Scott Pilgrim. Do you know why Devin supports that mosque? Because he looks like the people in the mosque. Seriously. His beard is to Taliban specifications.
This can't be real right?
You gotta be fucking kidding.
I hope the Earth explodes. Yes, that would kill me, but it'd kill these fuckers as well…
It's a pipe dream, yes, seeing as how I don't see why any terrorist would even waste his time on a piece of shit like Devin, but damn, wouldn't it be awesome if one staged a jihad against the fat bastard?
It's not a mosque; it's an Islamic cultural center, and it's two and a half blocks away from Ground Zero. People act like it's being established as some sort of victory monument on the ashes of the World Trade Center. It's nothing of the sort. America was attacked by Muslim extremists, not Islam as a whole, and the people establishing this cultural center are not extremists. Aside from that, I believe the First Amendment protects people's right to worship and therefore the government can't deny them the ability to construct this center on any religious grounds. This has nothing to do with sensitivity towards the families of 9/11 victims and everything to do with Americans' xenophobia.
It's not a mosque, you fucking dipshits. Do some actual reading.
Really? are you guys really taking this shit seriously, cause the people in the video look like their not. pull your panties out of your crack, it's a spoof, quit hating cause Scott Pilgram wasn't the great success you hoped it would be. P.S. please leave the politics at home, this is a movie site, go cry to msnbc or fox.
It was ONE of the funniest films you've seen….this year? Wow, high praise indeed that man.
one girl calls it a "dark comedy." i wish children of men was real.
No publicity is bad publicity and you posted this on your website so…
There are people actually arguing politics on CHUD? And it's under a Faraci column? No – fucking – way.
Monsieur Devin, if the stream of Direct-to-VHS worthy films these two gentlemen produce are such atrocities, then why advertise it? I mean, I understand having to be a journalist and all, but if you want to be taken seriously, just report that these two dudes are putting out a new movie and, apparently, a lot of people are clamoring for it. Give us the material and let your audience decide and deliberate the power level of faggotry the directors/producers/distribution company should read on our scouters.
I weep for the future of humanity.
morons who watch a spoof of a mormon franchise.. which is also moronic
That stupid girl who called it a "dark comedy" probably also thinks "Soul Plane" and "Death at a Funeral" are dark comedies.
Sad thing is not one of you has any tallent and could not even star in or make a movie a terrible as this. Critics are worse than bad movies, and you make even good movie unwatchable. Unless you made the film, no one needs your 2 cents.
This makes me sick and sad. Anyone happy that this makes more money than Scott Pilgrim should be ashamed of themselves.
HAHAHAHAHA 1:15-1:18. Just please go home and off yourself with a shotgun sir. And yes, agreed this will make more money than Scott Pilgim, which is funny.
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