• The chewing tobacco and amusement parks don’t mix scene from The Sandlot.
• Edward Furlong filling up a beer pitcher with boot in Detroit Rock City.
• Jack Nicholson spraying a church congregation with cherry hurl in The Witches of Eastwick.
• Vincent Cassel puking up a Raiders of the Lost Arc vomit-boulder in Guesthouse Paradiso.
• Isabelle Huppert up-chucking after her husband gets shot in Time of the Wolf.
• Damon Packard’s lengthy surrealist ralph from Reflections of Evil.
• Lardass Hogan’s classic barf-chain-reaction revenge from Stand By Me.
…to appropriately honor them all. The elimination process was simply too much for me to handle. So I had to get very, very drunk on very, very cheap whiskey and spend a lonely, sweaty night crumpled on my bathroom floor mat praying before the porcelain god, looking for answers. Thankfully, the porcelain god is a benevolent one, and in my fevered agony these four films appeared before me.
Feast!
I.
The Movie: Bad Taste (1987)
The Puker: Robert (Peter Jackson)
The Emetic: Aliens think vomit is a delicious treat.
Peter Jackson truly deserves his hat trick on this list. The furry Kiwi’s first three films are so joyfully depraved and fluid-filled, it was simply meant to be. Meet the Feebles justifiably could have appeared on this list for any of its many disgusting puppet vomiting scenes, but this nugget from Bad Taste earns extra points given that all that green jell-o salad vomit is coming from Jackson’s own mouth.
II.
The Movie: Team America: World Police (2004)
The Puker: Gary (Trey Parker)
The Emetic: Too much alcohol and self-loathing.
Speaking of puppet vomit. Though this scene is arguably far funnier than it is gross, one has to give credit where credit is due. Not only is this one of the longest uninterrupted solo-puke scenes in film history, it is assuredly the only puke scene to feature sputtering vomiting.
III.
The Movie: Henry Fool (1997)
The Puker: Simon Grim (James Urbaniak)
The Emetic: Girls’ butts are gross?
The Ventures Bros’s Rusty Venture puking on a girl’s ass? How does that not go on the list? Plus, it is really not where you imagine a scene where a girl demands a nerd kiss her bare ass will end up.
IV.
The Movie: Taxedermia (2006)
The Pukers: Big fat professional eating champions.
The Emetic: Self-induced to make room for more food.
Let’s go out with something special. This Hungarian gross-out anthology features a lot of fat guys puking into a lot of buckets of various sizes. Here is a yummy montage…
10 comments
..CHUD is turning into a fanboy site
Comment #1 – How? What?
As always, ignore these people. I Loved this sidebar (good call on Taxedermia) and the whole list!
What about Problem Child 2?
Finally, after years of reading this site, you've finally covered one of my films. Now, a real REVIEW who'd be nice…
WIth the greatest respect – what the fuck are you doing guys? Your best writer leaves and
you fill the void with 25 articles on shit, piss, puke and spunk? And now a fucking 'sidebar' as if that wasn't enough? Way to go. Seriously. Is this the 'more fun' you promised? Jesus.
I've always loved the short but sweet vomit towards the end of the Antonio Banderas room in Four Rooms. Just the totally unexpected appearance of puke plus the sheer projectile nature of it has always made it one of my favorite vomit scenes.
One week ago I posted it was nice to see things moving forward post-Devin. And then… another week went by and this site is literally turning into piss, crap, and vomit. OK. Yeah, I've seen these movies before, but I'm not in fucking junior high. Haven't been for a while. Between this and Harry at Ain't It Cool talking about whacking off in half his reviews, I'm second guessing my decision to give two shits about these sites anymore. (Ew, I said "shit"! There's an article. Heh heh!)
Absolutely SPECTACULARLY misjudged column. Shite, piss, puke, blood and spooge. 25 fucking days of it. I'm embarassed for you. This from a guy who has been reading CHUD (with gratitude and respect and appreciation) for 11 years. I don't expect you to replace Devin, as his particularly brand of bilious sociopathy mixed with cogent criticism was one in a million, but you could at least try. Or don't try, whatever. But this…this….bilge is just fucking awful.
Team America! HAHAHAHA I remember seeing this in the theater on opening day and I absolutely could not stop laughing i was literally crying. The music as it fades in and out during the scene sells it a hundred percent. Now imagine the composer with his group of trained musicians performing the music onto the soundtrack with that scene playing in the bacjkground on a big monitor screen… Just that thought alone makes me chuckle.
You've been reading CHUD for 11 years and you find this wonderful list out of the ordinary?
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