Screen Gems just sent over these six bland posters for Priest, the upcoming Paul Bettany-starring, Scott Stewart-directed supernatural thriller that isn’t Legion.
Loosely based on the comic by Min-Woo Hyung, it’s got a post-apocalyptic world full of vampires and a priest that gets tattooed with crosses to better fight them off. The film also stars Lily Collins, Maggie Q, Karl Urban, Stephen Moyer, Christopher Plummer and Brad Dourif.
I was glad to find out that Karl Urban’s character is actually named Black Hat- for a second I was worried that some lazy poster designer just started describing what he was looking at after doing a bunch of these. I don’t believe the other characters are called “Kidnapped” and “Warrior”, however.
Priest hits theaters May 13 in all its post-processed 3D splendor.
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It always amazes me when I see posters like these to think that someone is paid actual, real money to make them.
Is that a sirloin?
Priest gets my vote for worst trailer of the year, worse than even the Saw 3D one.
Christ almighty.
Paul Bettany's picture makes me think that he woke up, after a night of boozing, to someone tickling his nose with a feather only to be met with a hand full of shaving cream when he attempted to scratch that persistant itch. After the shame of being turned into a human pastry, he heads to the bathroom to clean himself off only to realize that dipping his boyfriend's dong in rosary ashes before he went to bed, may not have been the best idea…
I know what I wont be doing on May 13.
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