No one thought that Uwe Boll could one-up the holocaust, but he’s certainly trying. Here’s the poster and synopsis for his latest film, Blubberella.
The first female fat superhero …
She will kick major ass – with her major ass …
All the BLOODRAYNE fans will love that movie!
Who wants to bet on if Boll actually wrote that synopsis? I’ve got a ten spot that says he did. Any takers?
This one, unlike Auschwitz, is supposed to be a comedy. He also has a third Bloodrayne in the works. It’s a sad time to be a film fan.
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Phew. For a second there I thought Chow Yun-Fat had been cast in a Boll film.
YES! It's about time more big chicks made it onto the big screen! And who better to bring them than Uwe Boll? Well, lots of people actually. But given that no-one else is, I'll accept this for now.
After dragonball z, would that be that much of a disgrace for him?
Fat chicks need love too… but they got to pay.
A sad time to be a film fan!? This is a great time, Uwe Boll provided constant entertainment for millions!
I don't get the hatred people have for the man. His career has been one of the more amusing things to watch over the years and its been harmless. I'm more pissed at a studio like Fox that has screwed up every other franchise over the years.
Uwe Boll doesn't make hollywood movies which is why you don't like him. His movies are actually well done and entertaining. From the last phrase in your "news" articles I can sense some jealousy that Uwe actually gets to make movies while you're still put-sing around the internet.
Not Devin is Uwe Boll and I claim my $20
iz funnny cuz she iz fat! lulz!
The fact that someone will say in earnest that Uwe Boll's films are well-done and entertaining is indisputable evidence that not everyone deserves to have an opinion.
Bloodrayne fans? Plural? Really?
@3: Uwe Boll didn't have anything to do with the DBZ movie, right?
I'll say this only once: Postal is a great movie next to the DBZ movie. That's how bad it was.
it's nice that PRINCESS KATE can get work.
Yeah, most of Boll's films are crap. I'll admit I kind of liked Rampage – largely due to the strong performance of the lead actor – but most of his films are really, really poor. And I did like parts of Postal, too. As for other Boll films I've seen – Alone in the Dark (argh), Bloodrayne (argh too, but at least with some nudity), and Seed (holy shit bad) – well, not so hot. That said, I do watch some of his films, so I guess I'm contributing to the cause of him making more… Oh Netflix Instant, you know I'm weak in my choices!
I'm really starting to like Uwe Boll. He's a modern day Albert Pyun. Even if, with films like Seed or Bloodrayne, I can't work up the will power to actually finish them. And this latest project? Looks fucking awesome.
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