Well, here we are. After two years of your douche-bag friend matter-of-factly telling people that the Riddler would be the next Batman
villain, and that X (retarded) rumored actor would be playing him, and
you wanting to strangle the daylights out of him, you can breathe easy.
Nolan announced along with the title, and confirmation of 2D photography, that the Riddle wouldn’t be involved- prepare for the next batch of rumors though, and these will be relentless.
There’s not a movie being made that’s going to generate more bullshit and nonsense and circular debate than the third Nolan Batman
film. Ultimately, this is okay. 1,000,000,000 dollars worldwide and
nearly universal positivity towards the last film means that a lot of
people (including myself) are going to be very excited as we draw closer
to The Dark Knight Rises.
Rumors after this point are at least going to have the fact that the
production is actually moving on their side, but there’s likely to be
equally silly information flying about. We’re also in a new age where
loose lips are starting to spill short lists as an insane rate, and
traditionally Oh Don Piano stories are becoming the fuel for more and
more stories. It’s a shame, but this simply is not a film that for which
news can be ignored- so with that in mind, here we go…
ComicBookMovie recieved word from an agency source that the following actresses have been asked about the following parts:
•
Charlize Theron has been “approached” for the part of Detective Sarah
Essen. This is the detective partnered with Gordon in Year One,
with whom he starts a brief affair that he later confesses to Barbra.
In the 90s they married, until she was murdered by the joker in No Man’s Land.
•
Supposedly Vera Farmiga has been asked to take the part of Julie
Madison, a “love interest for Bruce Wayne.” The character was actually
the first real love interest for Wayne in the comics, though she was not
aware of Batman and eventually left Wayne for his socially useless
playboy lifestyle. She became wrapped up in a plot with Clayface and
actually took on the role of Robin briefly in that story.
It
would appear to me that Madison has already contributed certain
attributes to Rachel in the first two films, though it’s possible the
character could be in the script. The female detective opposite of
Gordon could also make sense, especially if Nolan is planning (as he
should) to exploit Oldman’s excellent portrayal of Gordon even more for
this final film.
ComicBookMovie
makes the truly baffling assertion that Vera Farmiga is too old to play
a love interest. That’s stupid and they’re stupid for saying it. She’s
only four years older that Maggie Gyllenhaal and we’re lucky humans
every single time she is projected on screens in front of us. They are
dumb.
In
any event, the odds on these rumors reflecting anything that what we’ll
actually end up seeing on screen are slim, but they’re probably not the
craziest whispers we’ll hear.





20 comments
Excited for this movie, but for the love of God, NO LOVE INTEREST! Bruce has figured out that he can't have one without endangering her (something the audience figured out many years ago).
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Come to think of it, the original Clayface would work pretty well in Nolan's style of Batman.
Kite Man.
Julie Madison? Yawn. Tom Hardy was a bit of a clayface in Inception, no? Ain't gonna happen, just musing. I really like these two actresses, and if Charlize is the new detective role, I'm pretty sure that makes Hardy the villain. And does that mean no Catwoman? Sigh.
I like seeing a Batman-related article that can make fun of the worst part of the fanbase while celebrating the films and one's own fandom at the same time. This is the balance we need here. Now, just drop the Oh Don Piano phrase.
Hopefully, Nolan will cast an Hispanic actress for Catwoman (aka SELINA Kyle). Farmiga making that 911 call in Running Scared is one of my fav scenes from movies for the last few years.
I agree with #1 – no new love interest. Wayne must know by now he can't be Batman AND romantically involved. And he's not going to give up being Batman in this film. He must be a complete loner in this film – no romantic interest, no friends (apart from Gordon and Alfred) and villanized by the people of Gotham.
Keep using "Oh Don Piano."
Damnit, I want Scarface and the Ventriloquist.
Can anyone else get behind Gong Lee as Catwoman? It would work with Nolan's Asian persuasion, knowhatI'msay'in?
Yeah–the first thing I thought when I saw those two actresses was "Catwoman!" But I guess we're not there yet. Hmm. I've got two theories about the villains here. First, I bet there's a link to past movies–Two Face comes back, or Talia Ah Ghul, or Scarecrow, or maybe Harley Quinn but I doubt that). And second, whoever Hardy is playing will be a muscly brute, like Bane, Clayface, or Killer Croc: the man's just got the physique for it.
BStiglets… I concur. Been sayin' it since Batman Begins began.
If the character of Bruce Wayne has as big a brain as we are lead to believe in the Nolanverse, he would definitely not persue another woman – or anyone, for that matter. Joker didn't know about Rachel and Bruce Wayne, but that whoever Batman was, he literally jumped off a building to save her. When she died, it was a huge blow to Wayne – much bigger than it would have been had it been just somebody else, where it would have been just a hit to Batman. If he's smart, he'll choose the path of the pariah.
@C8
Christ, no. That Oh Don Piano shit was terrible, a lame and pathetic attempt to get a catchphrase going that rightfully absolutely no one picked up on. It sucked, let it die.
Personally, I like the character Clayface, but I don't really want to watch another CGI character the likes of Sandman from Spiderman 3.
Glad they're not talking about Catwoman (so far, if any of this is real).
Still rooting for Talia, though.
if hardy doesnt end up playing the black mask, deadshot or bane then i will be disappointed. its pretty obvious hes going to be playing the antagonist
I prefer Rodan piano.
I love Vera Farmiga. A lot. I would totally marry her and treat her like a princess and let her trample the emasculated remains of my manhood into the mud. Then I'd politely ask her to do it again. That's how much I love Vera Farmiga. Vera, if you're reading this, we could totally be soul mates. Call me.
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