Ring in the new year with your favorite, angry, revenge-seeking Mexican, Danny Trejo.
Now
you can pause your Blu-ray and get high-def quality stills to see if
that really is Lindsay Lohan in the pool scene (hint: it’s
not). Machete
(pronounced: ma-chet-ay) crosses the border (even I groaned at that
one) into your neighborhood retail store on both Blu-ray and DVD,
replete with extra footage.
From
director Robert Rodriguez (Grindhouse, Sin City), and featuring an
all-star cast including Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro and Jessica Alba,
comes an action-packed, bare-knuckled fistful of carnage asada! Set up,
double-crossed and left for dead, Machete (Trejo) is an ass-kicking
ex-Federale who lays waste to anything that gets in his path. As he
takes on hit men, vigilantes and a ruthless drug cartel, bullets fly,
blades clash and the body count rises. Any way you slice it, vengeance
has a new name–Machete.
Hey,
at least I didn’t write any puns as bad as “carnage asada.” Apparently
this release will include deleted scenes that further develop the Machete story through never-before-seen characters, new plot lines, and more bloody action.
The
Blu-ray also includes a Digital Copy that you can actually download
onto your mobile device wirelessly via Pocket BLU — but, it will still
offer the physical copy so you can download it to your computer, too.
Machete
takes on the establishment on January 4th. The 2-disc Blu-ray
will cost you $39.99 while the 1-disc DVD will set you back $29.98.
7 comments
So why is the dvd only one disc? They can't include the digital copy with both versions? I was looking forward to having the digital copy on my iPod since I planned on buying the dvd anyways, but I don't like this forced upgrade to blu bullshit.
Man, I was severely disappointed in this flick. I don't usually take the time to bash movies in the comment, but I just didn't see why this got the pass it got.
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Jessica Alba was too proud to be actually naked in this movie, so fuck her.
I'm convinced Rodriguez gets 12 year olds to write his scripts.
That's way too much for Machete. It should cost 4 dollars, and only be sold at grocery stores.
(Note: I loved it. But come on.)
I liked it fine but the ending shootout was waaaay too goofy/all over the place, even by a movie that stars Trejo standards
I like movies!!!!
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