I like it when a week goes from zero to sixty. The one thing I learned in life is that having not enough time, and too much time are the exact same thing. 
THE SEVENTH FILM OF A SEVEN FILM FRANCISE THAT BECAME EIGHT
There’s a new Harry Potter film, and though the franchise is a juggernaut, this is one of the first films I have ever seen that actually isn’t a movie. I mean, I guess I’ve said that about films like Robin Hood, or – to a lesser extent – Star Trek, these serialized narratives that don’t so much conclude as set up the next adventure, but holy shit, Harry Potter 7.1 doesn’t actually have an ending. It just stops in the middle.
There used to be a sentiment that Television was getting better than the movies. But now we’re at a point where so much of what’s big – the $200-$300 Million dollars films – are built in for sequels. It’s a good business decision, but terrible for audiences. They don’t want to milk the cow dry, but the end game is to set up the next game.
I guess you can’t blame Warner Brothers for doing this, but I can’t celebrate it either. We’re getting Potter on layaway. This may impact the final gross, as fans may not go back until the whole chapter is available and this summer should see some in theater marathons of the franchise, and especially the first/seventh film. I would begrudge this business decision more if I felt like it had more practical applications. They can get away with it this time. Alas. Regardless, the film opens and should play with the faithful, who have turned all of these films into films that at lowest have done around $250 Million stateside, and nearly $800 worldwide, and at their best have done over $300 Million stateside, and nearly a billion worldwide. So let’s say this one does around $900 for the world, and closer to $260 domestic.
EVERY DAY I’M HUSTLIN’, PREDICTIN’, PREDICTIN’
Harry Potter is – in the words of Steven Wright – a Behemoth. The Next Three Days – the latest from Russell Crowe and Paul Haggis – might appeal to some, but word of mouth could help, but this feels like a let go title.
So take it all in:
1. Harry Potter And The Something Something with Something Else– $135 Million
2. Megamind – $17.8 Million
3. Unstoppable – $14.5 Million
4. The Next Three Days – $11.5 Million
5. Due Date – $10.7 Million
And then on Sunday we’ll visit Sarah Palin’s Alaska.
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No. And then on Sunday we'll visit The Walking Dead. Screw that Alaskan harpy bitch.
I'll take the harpy over mediocre zombie TV.
Then you''ll be taking it up the ass
Jesus, can't you guys wrap your head around the whole concept of part 1 and part 2? It doesn't end, we've known it for months, let's move on.
Serialized storytelling has always had its place in Hollywood, going all the way back to, y'know, the serials. I don't like it when it's done like IRON MAN 2 or most horror franchises, where the ending is a virtual reset and no one's really changed–but HARRY POTTER's story keeps progressing from chapter to chapter, so I'm not sure what the problem is.
This is the seventh part of an eight part series and you want closure? Haters gonna hate I guess.
I don't see it as a "haters" type of thing, just mystifying. Of course the knee jerk reaction to a non ending is to bitch about it, but like I said, we've known it was coming for months. The story really just doesn't have a natural mid-point to cut at. It's a trade off for getting two movies to tell the whole story of Deathly Hallows.
There were people leaving The Fellowship of the Ring genuinely confused that the movie just "stopped" before Frodo and Sam reached Mordor. Literary ignorance aside, that didn't stop anyone from thinking of it as an actual movie.
The question to ask now, is the Academy gonna show some Potter love this year since they've essentially done the same thing LOTR has done, but over the course of 8 films instead of 3?
#9 They wouldn't show them love this year, but next year…
The Academy will not be showing Potter love this year or next year at that till the films are 1. Good enough 2. Not marred by leads who cannot act and 3. More than just accompaniments to the books.
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