Steady yourselves, please. Sit down. Maybe get a glass of water. A valium if you have one handy.
Katy Perry, has had her breasts reduced – albeit digitally – but reduced nonetheless for a recent photo to promote the upcoming VH1 Divas Salute the Troops on December 5th, says Us Magazine.
I know. My reaction exactly.
Perry will be performing on the special with fellow divas Jennifer Nettles of Sugarland, Hayley Williams of Paramore, Grace Potter
of Grace Potter and the Nocturnals, Nicki Minaj,
and Keri Hilson. And they all posed for ’40s pin-up girl-style promo pics below (click to enlarge):
And a larger version of Perry’s smaller melons here:
Now, as this not-that-safe-for-work link will clearly show, there has been some digital quackery afoot. The site quoted a source who stated that “her team thinks her boobs look too big.” Another source confirms: “It’s true. The ads are being redone!” This comes on the heels of the recent controversy where Perry had a duet with Elmo on Sesame Street yanked due to a low-cut top showing her rather magnificent cleavage. Now some might say that the change is not as egregious as it could be. But I say simply, is nothing sacred anymore?
CHUD appeals for calmness in this difficult time.
23 comments
Too big, has the world gone mad?
every other country, esp the UK, must be shaking their heads in disbelief. Only in America would Katy Perrys assets be considered too big for tv
And her tits weren't even that big to begin with!! I mean, they are wonderful, and sumptuous, and great, but it's not like they were like…SPILLING out because they were so huge. They were beautiful, nice C's. Nothing too ridiculous or anything. Man our country is crazy.
The terrorists have won.
The troops do not approve.
This is a sad day indeed. I think of the brave boys (and some girls) fighting for the U.S. and the U.K. overseas and this is how they are repaid. Thank goodness for google is all I can say
It serves those Murders.. err.. I mean "troops" right. While they're busy butchering the locals in Iraq and Afghanistan to give them democracy (LOL), big tits are being denied to them. Back to jerking off to four year old playboy mags while the local freedom fighters pump righteous bullets into your evil fucking skulls.
Well everyone knows that troops, especially in wartime, hate seeing tits. They just hate 'em. I mean could there be a bigger slap in the face than throwing a huge pair o' titties at their craven, battle-scarred eyes? They don't even think about women over there. They just spend months and months not thinking about or wanting to see or touch or fuck ladies. At all. They're just like no thank you. Everyone knows this.
…but…but…boobs!
Everybody talks about how gratuitous that Elmo song was, but it really wasn't. She almost looks flat chest in it, and the little bit of cleavage you can see is covered up by white mesh.
But this is even more senseless!
So, why didn't they reduce Nicki Minaj's ass? I can see that thing even when she faces forward.
they don't look that much smaller.. but anyways, making these decisions so public just brings more attention to boobs-ahem* katy perry and her amazing music -_- stopping boobs is what boobs want.
Too bad they didn't make her mouth smaller instead. Like, so small that it couldn't be opened. That'd be nice.
@asdf: I'm sure you could find something to plug her mouth shut with. 🙂
Must check my bookmarks. I appear to have clicked through to Perez Hilton by mistake.
Boobs are the only reason anyone pays attention to Katy Perry: that autotuned racket released in her name could be literally anybody. I strongly suspect it's a Canadian lumberjack.
Who is she?
@#16 – You took the words right out of my mouth. If everyone would stop staring at Katy Perry's breasts, they'd realize that her music sucks.
I don't care what you guys say, I'd still eat the trail mix out of her poop
Things like this make me want to punch babies! GRRRRRR!
Okay, I seriously feel old as fuck.
I've never heard of any of those gals except Perry.
Who the hell are they?
Nobody at VH1 has ever known what a fucking diva is. I feel there should be a PSA campaign called "DIVA – It's a bad thing."
Boobies should never be censored for being too big. Its common sense
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