OK, OK – you CAN hit the curve, Nick.

Should've done it with a wand. Or a broomstick. Or some crap like that. It would be like a microcosm of the whole smackdown.

Be careful – Russel Crowe may throw a phone back at you.

Haha both Doug and Lenny beat me to the punch! Nice.

Nick, please post something on this (hopefully) bullshit Goode as Superman rumor. What the fuck is THAT about!?

I don't get it?

Awesome! An attempt at alternative programming to Potter or pure dump-job?

I wonder if the money you spent on a mannequin to destroy could have been spent paying contributors to your fabled 'new site.'

Re: 7. Hey, Devin. Doesn't your shitstack blog need to be not updated by you?

that mannequin is hot..you should treat her better

Fuck Devin. Guy hates himself so much. This is AWESOME shit. CHUD is as fun and alive as I can remember. I wish Russ and Beaks could come back.