Meaningless and overblown awards time! First up, THE GOLDEN GLOBES.

As life moves forward the actual value of a lot of these awards show their true colors and reveal them to be vacant popularity contests with little to no indication of quality or significance. But still we subject ourselves to them. The fact True Grit‘s not on here is telling. The fact a lot of movies aren’t on here is telling. Anyhow, the nominations have been announced and here’s the list with my sly feelings on the matter. I’ve included a helpful color code to portray my personal take on the matter.
RED – Deserves to Win
ORANGE – Nice to see him/her/it recognized
YELLOW – Yawn.
GRAY – I haven’t seen enough of it to form a fair opinion.
PINK – GO TO HELL YOU SON OF A BITCH!
1. BEST MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA
a. BLACK SWAN Protozoa Pictures & Cross Creek Pictures & Phoenix; Fox Searchlight Pictures
b. THE FIGHTER Paramount Pictures and Relativity Media; Paramount Pictures and Relativity Media
c. INCEPTION Warner Bros. Pictures UK LTD.; Warner Bros. Pictures
d. THE KING’S SPEECH See-Saw Films and Bedlam Productions; The Weinstein Company
e. THE SOCIAL NETWORK Columbia Pictures; Sony Pictures Releasing
2. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA
a. HALLE BERRY FRANKIE AND ALICE
b. NICOLE KIDMAN RABBIT HOLE
c. JENNIFER LAWRENCE WINTER’S BONE
d. NATALIE PORTMAN BLACK SWAN
e. MICHELLE WILLIAMS BLUE VALENTINE
3. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA
a. JESSE EISENBERG THE SOCIAL NETWORK
b. COLIN FIRTH THE KING’S SPEECH
c. JAMES FRANCO 127 HOURS
d. RYAN GOSLING BLUE VALENTINE
e. MARK WAHLBERG THE FIGHTER
4. BEST MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
a. ALICE IN WONDERLAND Walt Disney Pictures; Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures
b. BURLESQUE Screen Gems; Sony Pictures Releasing
c. THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT Antidote Films, Mandalay Vision, Gilbert Films; Focus Features
d. RED di Bonaventura Pictures; Summit Entertainment
e. THE TOURIST GK Films; Sony Pictures Releasing
5. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
a. ANNETTE BENING THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT
b. ANNE HATHAWAY LOVE AND OTHER DRUGS
c. ANGELINA JOLIE THE TOURIST
d. JULIANNE MOORE THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT
e. EMMA STONE EASY A
6. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
a. JOHNNY DEPP ALICE IN WONDERLAND
b. JOHNNY DEPP THE TOURIST
c. PAUL GIAMATTI BARNEY’S VERSION
d. JAKE GYLLENHAAL LOVE AND OTHER DRUGS
e. KEVIN SPACEY CASINO JACK
7. BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM
a. DESPICABLE ME Universal Pictures, Illumination Entertainment; Universal Pictures
b. HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON DreamWorks Animation; Paramount Pictures
c. THE ILLUSIONIST Django Films, Ciné B and France 3 Cinéma; Sony Pictures Classics
d. TANGLED Walt Disney Animation Studios; Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures
e. TOY STORY 3 Disney * Pixar; Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures
8. BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
a. BIUTIFUL (MEXICO/SPAIN)
b. THE CONCERT (FRANCE)
c. THE EDGE (RUSSIA)
d. I AM LOVE (ITALY)
e. IN A BETTER WORLD (DENMARK)
9. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE
a. AMY ADAMS THE FIGHTER
b. HELENA BONHAM CARTER THE KING’S SPEECH
c. MILA KUNIS BLACK SWAN
d. MELISSA LEO THE FIGHTER
e. JACKI WEAVER ANIMAL KINGDOM
10. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE
a. CHRISTIAN BALE THE FIGHTER
b. MICHAEL DOUGLAS WALL STREET: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS
c. ANDREW GARFIELD THE SOCIAL NETWORK
d. JEREMY RENNER THE TOWN
e. GEOFFREY RUSH THE KING’S SPEECH
11. BEST DIRECTOR – MOTION PICTURE
a. DARREN ARONOFSKY BLACK SWAN
b. DAVID FINCHER THE SOCIAL NETWORK
c. TOM HOOPER THE KING’S SPEECH
d. CHRISTOPHER NOLAN INCEPTION
e. DAVID O. RUSSELL THE FIGHTER
12. BEST SCREENPLAY – MOTION PICTURE
a. DANNY BOYLE, 127 HOURS SIMON BEAUFOY
b. LISA CHOLODENKO, THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT STUART BLUMBERG
c. CHRISTOPHER NOLAN INCEPTION
d. DAVID SEIDLER THE KING’S SPEECH
e. AARON SORKIN THE SOCIAL NETWORK
13. BEST ORIGINAL SCORE – MOTION PICTURE
a. ALEXANDRE DESPLAT THE KING’S SPEECH
b. DANNY ELFMAN ALICE IN WONDERLAND
c. A.R. RAHMAN 127 HOURS
d. TRENT REZNOR, THE SOCIAL NETWORK ATTICUS ROSS
e. HANS ZIMMER INCEPTION
14. BEST ORIGINAL SONG – MOTION PICTURE
a. “BOUND TO YOU” — BURLESQUE Music by: Samuel Dixon Lyrics by: Christina Aguilera, Sia Furler
b. “COMING HOME” — COUNTRY STRONG Music & Lyrics by: Bob DiPiero, Tom Douglas, Hillary Lindsey, Troy Verges
c. “I SEE THE LIGHT” — TANGLED Music by: Alan Menken Lyrics by: Glenn Slater
d. “THERE’S A PLACE FOR US” — CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE VOYAGE OF THE DAWN TREADER Music & Lyrics by: Carrie Underwood, David Hodges, Hillary Lindsey
e. “YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAST OF ME” — BURLESQUE Music & Lyrics by: Diane Warren
15. BEST TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA
a. BOARDWALK EMPIRE (HBO) Leverage, Closest to the Hole Productions, Sikelia Productions and Cold Front Productions, HBO Entertainment
b. DEXTER (SHOWTIME) Showtime, John Goldwyn Productions, The Colleton Company
c. THE GOOD WIFE (CBS) CBS Television Studios
d. MAD MEN (AMC) Lionsgate Television
e. THE WALKING DEAD (AMC) AMC
16. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA
a. JULIANNA MARGULIES THE GOOD WIFE
b. ELISABETH MOSS MAD MEN
c. PIPER PERABO COVERT AFFAIRS
d. KATEY SAGAL SONS OF ANARCHY
e. KYRA SEDGWICK THE CLOSER
17. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA
a. STEVE BUSCEMI BOARDWALK EMPIRE
b. BRYAN CRANSTON BREAKING BAD
c. MICHAEL C. HALL DEXTER
d. JON HAMM MAD MEN
e. HUGH LAURIE HOUSE
18. BEST TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
a. 30 ROCK (NBC) Universal Media Studios in association with Broadway Video and Little Stranger Inc.
b. THE BIG BANG THEORY (CBS) Warner Bros. Television
c. THE BIG C (SHOWTIME) Showtime, Sony Pictures Television, Perkins Street Productions, Farm Kid, Original Film
d. GLEE (FOX) Ryan Murphy Television, Twentieth Century Fox Television
e. MODERN FAMILY (ABC) Twentieth Century Fox Television
f. NURSE JACKIE (SHOWTIME) Showtime, Lionsgate Television, Jackson Group Entertainment, Madison Grain Elevator, Inc. & Delong Lumber, Caryn Mandabach Productions
19. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES –COMEDY OR MUSICAL
a. TONI COLLETTE UNITED STATES OF TARA
b. EDIE FALCO NURSE JACKIE
c. TINA FEY 30 ROCK
d. LAURA LINNEY THE BIG C
e. LEA MICHELE GLEE
20. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
a. ALEC BALDWIN 30 ROCK
b. STEVE CARELL THE OFFICE
c. THOMAS JANE HUNG
d. MATTHEW MORRISON GLEE
e. JIM PARSONS THE BIG BANG THEORY
21. BEST MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
a. CARLOS (SUNDANCE CHANNEL) Sundance Channel
b. THE PACIFIC (HBO) Playtone and DreamWorks in association with HBO Films
c. PILLARS OF THE EARTH (STARZ) Starz, Tandem Communications, Muse Entertainment Scott Free Films
d. TEMPLE GRANDIN (HBO) A Ruby Films, Gerson Saines Production, HBO Films
e. YOU DON’T KNOW JACK (HBO) Bee Holder, Cine Mosaic and Levinson/Fontana Productions, HBO Films
22. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
a. HAYLEY ATWELL PILLARS OF THE EARTH
b. CLAIRE DANES TEMPLE GRANDIN
c. JUDI DENCH RETURN TO CRANFORD
d. ROMOLA GARAI EMMA
e. JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT THE CLIENT LIST
23. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
a. IDRIS ELBA LUTHER
b. IAN MCSHANE PILLARS OF THE EARTH
c. AL PACINO YOU DON’T KNOW JACK
d. DENNIS QUAID THE SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP
e. EDGAR RAMIREZ CARLOS
24. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
a. HOPE DAVIS THE SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP
b. JANE LYNCH GLEE
c. KELLY MACDONALD BOARDWALK EMPIRE
d. JULIA STILES DEXTER
e. SOFIA VERGARA MODERN FAMILY
25. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
a. SCOTT CAAN HAWAII FIVE-O
b. CHRIS COLFER GLEE
c. CHRIS NOTH THE GOOD WIFE
d. ERIC STONESTREET MODERN FAMILY
e. DAVID STRATHAIRN TEMPLE GRANDIN





31 comments
You gave a "yawn" to The Pacific? And Toy Story 3? Cretin.
You seriously need to watch Dexter.
I've seen every episode of Dexter there is, I even reviewed whole seasons on CHUD. It's gotten boring to me.
And the Pacific was a big letdown.
What color is Jesse Eisenberg supposed to be? (Note from Nick: He was very good in the movie but not the performance I'd chose. Armie Hammer)
Am I the only one confused by almost every entry in the "BEST MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL"? Especially the Tourist? FTWW
So the hipster vote is pushing "Social Network" to a nom and leaving out "Winter's Bone" in the best picture category? Ugh. Also, nominating Claire Danes for anything except best steal-husband-from-pregnant wife-and-then-dumping-him, is absurd. She is a terrible actress, period. Good for Melissa Leo, she deserves more love for being great in everything she does.
I know…the Tourist…is that what it is supposed to be? That is not the way it was marketed…and what is with the yawn for Toy Story 3? I get Pixar knocks it out of the park( except with the Cars movies) but it was a great movie…
(Note from Nick: Toy Story 3 was a step backwards to me.)
Burlesque? That universally reviled PG-13 Showgirls remake? WTF?! The Golden Globes are a bigger joke every year.
Overblown and meaningless… YET you decide to do not only an article, but go through each nominee and give your opinion on what deserves to win a meaningless award, and what doesn't. Nick, do you EVER get tired of being a complete wanker? Try going 5 minutes without talking out your ass…
(Note from Nick: I am a delightful man and sadly you are not)
a "go to hell" for The Walking Dead???
You go to hell you son of a bitch!
(Note from NicK: You have horrible taste)
Why is Danny Boyle not getting recognized for 127 Hours?!
I'm pretty sure they nominated Red after looking at the cast list and never watched a single minute of the film.
Speaking of wankers, how has nobody mentioned the accompanying picture?
Those would be the only golden globes I care about this year or any other. (attempt 3)
How To Train Your Dragon deserved a nomination for Best Score. Completely robbed. Especially considering some of the choices they did go with. Ugh.
Wait, so how can a movie be red ("deserves to win"), but the acting nominees be gray ("I haven't seen enough of it to form a fair opinion")? I mean, for "The Kids are All Right", Bening was good, but you didn't see enough of Moore's performance? "Social Network" deserves to win, but you didn't catch enough of the performance of the guy that's in almost every scene of the movie? There are a LOT of inconsistencies like that on this list, and if you're saying that something should win because you like the people involved (something something popularity contest), and not because you've actually seen it, then that's just fucking stupid.
127 Hours needs a best picture and director nomination…. oh and the Walking Dead is pretty good.
Oh wait, are some of those grays supposed to be white, which would be…just sort of there? In that case, what a horrible color scheme.
Danny Elfman is up against Trent Reznor. If Daft Punk were nominated too my head would split open.
Love, love, love that Scott Caan got nominated. He is great on 5-0.
I'm only slightly colour blind but that was impossible to determine.
oh and 30 Rock rocks (with the exception of a few bits with Kenneth which are over the top)
Walking Dead can suck a dick. Each episode after the first one was worse than the last. Boardwalk Empire and The Pacific were frickin' awesome.
Christina Hendricks should be nominated.
Did anyone mention that True Grit got completely snubbed, but not Burlesque?
Inception. Inception. In-fucking-ception! It was the best movie I've seen this year. Stop with the "blockbuster bias", dammit! Well, at least he got a nomination this time. Something should be said for Nolan's capability to make a massive blockbuster a good, intelligent film at the same time as it being a fucking blast. The guy is always snubbed by the Hollywood elite, and it's fucking ridiculous. He is definitely the most talented, original MAINSTREAM director around. I love the Coen bros., and True Grit should probably have multiple nominations, but it's almost refreshing to see other directors getting some love. Oh yeah, and why the fuck isn't Duvall nominated for Get Low? Are you kidding me? Well, from the noms here, my picks are Inception for pic, Nolan for director, Jennifer Lawrence for actress, Gosling or Franco for actor, and Toy Story 3 for animated.
I like NatPort but her character in BS had that permanent constipated look grafted on her face, regardless whether she was masturbating or dancing. I was very disappointed with the movie and found the story over-wrought without any sense of subtlety and the characters all one-dimensional.
Mila Kunis ahead of Jackie Weaver? If I could punch you through my computer monitor, I probably wouldn't, but I'd definitely give you dirty looks.
I agree #24. Inception is the best film of 2010 but it won't win because of it's stigma as a "summer blockbuster", which is retarded because if it opened in December it would probably be the top contender right now. Instead one of the recently released smaller films will win. What will it take for Nolan to please these awards giving assholes? I don't understand the snub for DiCaprio either. After his one-two-punch of Shutter Island and Inception, he's never been better. But instead we get Mark fucking Wahlberg, and while The Fighter was good, I personally think he was the weakest link in the entire cast. I also think Boyle should've beaten out O. Russell for that last director spot.
Not one nod to True Grit is a crime. And no, Walking Dead doesn't deserve to be on a best of list, no matter how cool some might think it was… it wasn't THAT good.
The Walking Dead is ridiculously overrated. And that's an opinion coming from someone who loves him some Darabont. But the writing on TWD has just been atrocious.
Glad to see Jennifer Lawrence and Claire Danes got nominations. Winter's Bone wasn't perfect, but Lawrence was wonderful, and Temple Grandin was one of the best films I saw this year, and Danes knocked it out of the park.
Wow, did you really just highlight 127 Hours film score in red? I though that was one of the worst scores I have noticed in quite a long time. It was annoying, horribly produced, and did nothing for the film, except take me out of it.
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