I cannot tell a lie. I’ve never seen a single one of The Fast and the Furious movies.
I might have seen part of one. I remember Paul Walker and Vin Diesel driving around, and looking a little lustily at each other. But I may also be confused with The Fast and the Bi-Curious SNL short.
Despite my shaky position, I can honestly say Fast Five will probably be a pretty awesome installment. The fact that it’s expanded to this international world of intrigue and Dwayne Johnson is impressive enough. I remember when it was just a slick little Donnie Brasco story centered around NOS, truck hijacks, and street racing. Now it’s global!
I hope the next one takes place in Moscow. Just because.
Enjoy the trailer. And maybe I’ll pull some crazy Fast and the Furious marathon just so I can hold my head up on the Internet.
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I didn't like the first one when it was called Point Break
When did Vin Diesel have a stroke?
This mission just got a helluva lot more Impossibiler!! -Tom Crooz
You know a movie is going to be horrible when it cannot even outdo a spoof of mission impossible two on the MTV movie awards…
You could melt glass off the heat of my Vin Diesel man-crush.
Oh, look, someone did a tired Point Break reference within the first post. News update: It wasn't funny 9 years ago, and it isn't now.
Fuck all the haters. Tokyo Drift is still the best one of them all.
Why is some dumb cunt purporting to be a movie reviewer or working for a movie oriented site and she hasn't seen even one that she can recall from one of the best franchises of the decade? Good fucking lord no wonder this site went to wrong. Between this crap and AICN being out sourced to open source hitflix is the new site to watch. Goodbye CHUD.
One of the best franchises of the decade? What else do you have in that list? Transformers, Underworld and Blood Rayne? Please kill yourself.
#6 – It doesn't have to be funny if it's true. The first movie was a beat for beat remake of Point Break, replacing surfboards with rice-burners. Just because it's been said a million times, doesn't mean it wasn't true a million times.
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