365 days of Sci-Fi
“From the mind behind the mega-hit Syfy show you’ve probably never heard of (EUREKA)
comes a tribute to all those no-budget Syfy original movies and the “so
bad, they’re good” films that inspired them. Move over Roger Corman,
step back Ed Wood, make way on your weekend programming schedule Mr.
Stern, because here comes Andrew Cosby’s 365 DAYS OF SCI-FI.
And it’s all happening here! Each day, your friends at CHUD will
bring you a brand new bad movie pitch — the best of the worst title
Cosby can come up with, no matter where he’s at or what he’s doing, rain
or shine, drunk or sober. That’s a whole year of the quality concepts
you’ve come to expect from the network that brought you MANSQUITO and SHARKTOPUS.”
Day One –

My parents had absolutely no filter when it came to what I could and
couldn’t watch as a child, so I grew up with all the classic creature
features. I guess you could say the Universal monsters were my
babysitters, so I’ve always loved a good fright flick. Bride of
Frankenstein is a cinematic masterpiece. And the Hammer films are in a
class all their own. So, this is my love letter to all those late night
monster marathons, and to the father who had the good sense (or lack
thereof) to let his son stay up late to watch ’em.
– Andy Cosby
And now… DAY TWO:

“A woman’s work is never done.”
Pitch:
Following the tragic events of Mary Shelly’s classic tale, Dr.Frankenstein’s only daughter returns home from studies abroad, only to discover her father murdered and the family name forever tarnished. Wanted for questioning by the police and hounded by angry villagers still looking to exact their revenge upon the Frankenstein family, she flees to London with all that’s left of a once promising inheritance– her father’s diary, which contains all of his scientific secrets. There, under an assumed identity, she enrolls in medical school and soon picks up where dad left off, ultimately improving upon his work with wondrous and ultimately terrifying results.
Nick Says: First of all, amazing title. Secondly, congrats on the classy synopsis. My feeble mind would have expected yet another Undead Girl vs. Nazis film. Instead, it’s… She-Animator! Delightful. One could only hope this is the role that gets Robin Tunney lifted back up to the B-List before it’s too late.

Art: Troy Nixey

This article series is in no way affiliated with SyFy. This is a
creative experiment and ongoing test of nerves that is perpetrated by a
few insane people and should be construed as such. If for some reason
these people actually make one of these as a feature it must be chalked
up to their own lunacy. These are the intellectual property of Mr.
Andrew Cosby and not the property of CHUD.com or SyFy.






15 comments
Yes, yes. A thousand times YES!
No fair. Me and a guy I work with came up with this idea like, two years ago except: Anne Frankenstein is a re-animated version of the real Anne Frank, created by the English and set upon the Nazis…
And seeing as how this is a SyFy production, "London" will be played by "Abandoned Warehouse in Toronto".
Eff this … Devin has resumed his long-in-hiatus Star Trekkin' series over at badassdigest! I'm outta here! (door slams)
I give this "365"-day column about 20 or so days before it drops to the "too lazy to work on it" pile along with the numerous other "Series" attempts from CHUD. Perhaps you guys should, I don't know, report happenings of a cinematic nature…preferably those that are under development???
Awesome. Love the accompanying artwork too.
Man ! I want this Shot ! I Have to see this !
Now this is a good one. @#5: And are you going to be posting the same fucking comment on all of them?
Are you sure that isn't a Charles Burns drawing?
The title is funnier than Piranhasaurus, but I was expecting some kind of punchline in the pitch. Honest question, is this supposed to be a comedy feature? Or something else? Right now the comedy is all in the names, which isn't going to stretch very far.
Are you FUCKING kidding?! You ripped off the title from Adam Green's segment of "Chillerama".
It is known since it premiered at Frightfest last year, so there is no excuse for someone who writes for a film website not to know.
Shame on you!
Great as far as it goes, but I want to see some more flesh in the "wondrous and ultimately terrifying results" department. How about Anne's experiments end up taking in all the stray hooker bodyparts that Jack The Ripper is leaving all over town, and when she finally assembles her creation it's hellbent on revenge, leading to a race against time as the monster sets about tracking down and killing every known Ripper suspect while Anne and her med school buddies try to stop it. And maybe her teacher can be Dr Jekyll. Ultimately they corner the monster and set about it with sticks and shit, but it keeps coming back for me, telling them that they did not correctly copy the letters from the verification image, until finally it is vanquished.
After the way they treated Caprica and its fanbase, this series is holding a special place in my heart. "Imagine Cheaper" indeed! Keep this up!
Keep it up.
This title is also featured in the horror film ALL ABOUT EVIL.
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